I run a disc jockey business, and after attending over 110 weddings for the entire duration of them, I have seen some freaky and amusing shit. -Overhearing the new bride telling one of her bridemaids how she plans on cheating on husband while on their honeymoon. -I have had a drunk woman take a full-on swing at me for not playing her stupid song (Our contracts say we will not play The Chicken Dance, Time of my Life, The Macarena, or Mambo #5 because I fucking hate, hate, hate those songs). I ducked. She fell. I laughed my way out of my tip. I groomsman piss off the diving board into the patio pool in full view of at least seventy people. He did not care at all. -Countless creepy, hammered uncles that ride bridemaid's asses like Zorro across the dancefloor all night. I think this just might be the same guy, and he plays this key role at every W.A.S.P wedding. -Incredible dance moves. And by "incredible", I mean "Impossible dance moves performed by drunk, priviledged white people". I gleefully watched some guy send himelf to Loosetooth City trying to do the Kevin Bacon Knee-Slide from Footloose, and slid face-first into the edge of the head table with the force of a hundred sledgehammers. Another idiot couple tried to do that stupid move from Dirty Dancing to that stupid song from Dirty Dancing and she basically body-pressed him into the VCT tile better than Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat ever could. Focus: What standout funny, disgraceful or shocking things have you witnessed/instigated at weddings over the years?