It's 7 A.M. and I'm getting ready for work. Coffee is brewing while I'm showering, and I'm listening to hulu's broadcast of The Daily Show. I get out, towel off and head to my room to get changed. I change, and pack my stuff up, pour my coffee, and get ready to put my boots on. As I open my drawer of underwear and socks, there's no socks left. So I go to the hamper, and tear that apart. I can't find any socks. I look under my bed...still no socks. I start cursing under my breath, and getting close to being late for work...and I can't find two fucking matching socks. So as I type this, I have a dirty used ankle sock, and one thin dress sock protecting my feet from my steel-toed boots. Focus: What are things you commonly lose? Small things like office supplies? A specific T-Shirt? An Animal? Do you ever find them?