I agree with you, to an extent. More so for me, fucked up feet are a major turn-off. Mangled toes and shit are just not cool. I'll go with the Alt. Focus here: With my wife, I'm significantly more "deviant" than she is, so I doubt this would ever be a problem. But I draw my line at play with bodily fluids (e.g. shit, piss, or blood). Exception being pissing on her in the shower, which I do as frequently as possible, because it's funny as shit and -- pardon the pun again -- pisses her off. Regarding her kinks, if she truly got off by getting DPed, I'm secure enough with my sexuality and my relationship with her that I'd be willing to give it a shot. Just like I may have my random kinks or desires or whatever, she has a right to hers. Naturally, I'd be most willing to try a MFF threesome. Though if she revealed to me she liked to fuck animals or dead bodies or some shit, that'd be grounds for divorce. Good thing I married a virgin. All they know is what you tell them. Yes, honey, it is much larger than average....
Agreed. There are a couple of dirty talk phrases that I'm a fan of, but that one is definitely the best. Like, to the point that I get involuntarily turned on when I hear people saying that to their dogs. Eep.
You see, this is a thrill that I strictly only seeing the female enjoy. Why? Because it is inevitable that your shit will be rubbing against another man's shit. That's fucked up shit. Scootah would be down with that and he's welcome to it. Heteros such as myself would not be down, not even on good ecstasy.
Ribbed turtlenecks. It's like someone wrapped you up to give you away on Christmas morning, and the gift is your boobs. Also, that messy tie-up thing you do with your hair when you work out or go for a run or whatever? Goddamn. That whole "fresh from exercise" look is pretty much the sexiest thing ever. You can skip the dresses and heels and makeup for the rest of your life for all I care. Sweatpants, t-shirt, messy tie-up hair, and a little flush in your cheeks. Sheesh.
Amen, like as in 'what the fuck is it with the guys on here?' Maybe I missed it, because this is the number one Justin Beiber fansite, but is every guy on here 'The Best Looking Man In The Room?' I'm reading this posts and it's like 'Yes, I like my women dressed in these types of panties, with a bra that lifts and separates, with her hair like Veronica Lake, just a shade of chartruese, with her arm at a left angle, not to break 90 degrees, at 12:15 a.m., on the third Wednesday after Seder, stockings, with socks, just the hint of nipple visible, black cherry lipstick, a bit of rouge, with one leg up on the bed, quoting Favre and doing the play by play of the 2002 AFC Championship game.' What the fuck? You know what my fetish is? Consent. Jesus. Picky bunch on here.
Focus Female ejaculation a.k.a "squirting" is probably the only thing I would consider a fetish of mine. I go nuts when the wife pulls me out and gives me a nice warm soaking of pussy juice. Alt Focus It would really depend on what the fetish is. As long as it wasn't disgusting or too weird I'd probably oblige. The wife loves sex outdoors. It doesn't really turn my crank but I do it for her since she likes it. If it was something mildly weird like popping balloons that would be fine too. But if it was over-the-top, like smearing her feces all over my face or going to bars and fucking other men I'd have to draw the line. We used to watch a show called Sin Cities which opened my eyes to a lot of weird fetishes. Stuff like this would get a big fat no from me, no matter how much I love my wife. NSFW
I'm a bit voyeuristic. Few things are hotter to me than a good upskirt, the view of cheekage below really short shorts, or a nipple slip. When a girl bends in shorts or low rider jeans over and her shirt pulls up a bit, and I can see the top of her crack and those two little dimples to either side, sweet jumping jesus that gets me going. The idea that a girl may be walking around without panties, and if she twists, moves or bends the right way I could see something . . . . I have an ex-girlfriend who was an exhibitionist. An ex-stripper, she was into fucking outside. Once while giving me road head, she lifted her head up at a traffic light and announced what she was doing to the woman in the car next to us. The topper was the time we went to a wedding reception, and she wore a small red dress with no panties or bra underneath, and I nailed her on the hod of my car in the parking lot. I'm sure I could have asked her to do any variety of things and she would have thought nothing of it, as her previous boyfriend liked her to put him in diapers, change him after he pissed in them, and then suck his dick.
Sex in public/outdoors. My first time was outdoors, and although it wasn't terribly good, I like the challenge of multitasking (keeping an ear out for company while still doing your duty). Stockings/miniskirts also go over nicely for me. High heels themselves haven't really appealed to me, but it might make having sex standing up a bit easier, which'd be a nice change, seeing as with most women it's far simpler to just pick them up. TVI, it's not about what things are required, it's about the cherry on top. There's plenty of other threads here where people talk about "Oh, these are way below my standards". This thread seems to be more about what sort of things earn extra credit.
Focus: I have an anal fetish. I've known about it for a while now. The first time I tried to have sex and it didn't work because it hurt her too much (I'm not huge, we were both pretty young), I suggested we could try anal. She was a shocked fourteen years old girl (I was fifteen, no pedophile jokes please). Toys, objects, penetration, I like when everything goes in the ass. About 95% of the porn I watch is anal porn. Lesbians? Lesbians with anal! Teen? Teen with anal! Lucky for me, the wife loves anal more than regular sex (which might be one of the many reasons I married her in the first place) and she lets me play with her ass as much as I want (she loves it). We draw the line at ass to mouth, because that's just wrong. Alternate focus: The wife found out she had a bit of a voyeur fetish the first time we had a threesome. She started encouraging me and telling me to fuck the other girl harder. At some point she even stopped interacting with us and just watched while masturbating. I could tell her to sit in the corner of the room, forbid her to have any physical contact with us, and fuck another girl while she watches and she'd probably love it.
I've had total mixed luck with this one. Even among submissives some girls drip like a faucet and others think it's the most patronizing childish thing in the world.
I got an easy one, boobs. But it's like the "is there such a thing as sex addiction?" argument. When the whole world worships boobs it's not really out of the ordinary now is it?