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What the fuck was I thinking?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Angel_1756, Jan 7, 2016.

  1. Angel_1756

    Angel_1756
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    The Big Four-Oh

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    I stopped at McDonald's the other day. I usually only stop there on occasion for breakfast because the coffee is decent and fuck you, hash browns are like crack. Anyway, I had missed breakfast by ten minutes and unlike Muricah, we don't have all day McBreakfasts. But I was already in the drive thru line and didn't want to just leave so I got a sandwich. A fucking filet o fish. I haven't had one since I was in high school and for some reason blurted it out at the last minute like a sad reflex. Even the girl running the window seemed sad for me as she took my money and handed me the bag. As I unwrapped it and bit into it, the hot capery jizz of "tartar" sauce squirting out the back and dripping onto my shirt like a bukkake preview, I knew I had made a major mistake. That first bite was my last. Those things are disgusting.

    Focus: Everyone always talks about their resolutions for the new year and how they're going to improve themselves. Fuck that. What mistakes have you already made in 2016?
     
  2. Juice

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    I vowed to not have pizza until my birthday in mid-February. I had pizza on January 2nd. At least my dry January is still holding strong.
     
  3. GTE

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    Not drink so much doing the work.
    Failure everyday this week until last night. That may or may not have been because I didn't have any wine or beer in the house.