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What the fuck is a Snookie?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Fernanthonies, Jan 7, 2011.

  1. effinshenanigans

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    See, I think it'd be the exact opposite. She probably feels so entitled now that she'd expect you to go down on that rancid, grease-soaked, fast food bag she calls a vagina and then get pissed if you still had the urge to get inside her.

    That, or she'd lure you in early, before she binge drank for 17 hours straight, and end up vomiting bile and a 20-piece McDonalds chicken nuggets all over your crotch. Then make you clean it up.
     
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    I think I've seen that porno.
     
  3. Natty

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    Facebook, most TV and modern pop stars.

    Really? You're not in tune with Facebook and modern pop stars..REALLY?

    I was actually considering a thread submission on really? and cliche artifacts of lingual past, but then I ran out of ganja...really.
     
  4. Diogenes The Cynic

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    I have lived in New York for over three years now and still don't know what a hipster or guido is. I wouldn't know if I met one, all descriptions notwithstanding.
     
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    You've met at least one. I promise.
     
  6. Rush-O-Matic

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    Maybe he's a hipster guido and doesn't know it.