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What kind of dressing would you like on your salad?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by mya, Jan 26, 2010.

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Tossing Salad.

  1. I only give it.

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  2. I only have it done to me.

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  3. I do and receive.

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  4. I've wanted to, but I haven't yet tried it.

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  5. I tried it, wish I hadn't.

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  6. The fuck?

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  7. I'm just here to toss Chater's salad.

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  1. shegirl

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    This is grosseer than gross. Jez. Ick factor off the charts. Ew.
    I was thinking skittles and sunshine but whaaatever.

    EDIT AGAIN: I don't know what all you boys are talking about, we all know girls don't poop.
     
  2. mya

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    Guess I am a prude too. I personally don't consider anal and ...um...this...to be in the same league. As far as I know, you can't smell and taste with your dick, and therein lies the difference.

    And more logistics people who have done this, are you just in the general vicinity or are you sticking your tongue in there? In the first knuckle deep scenario, you are still first knuckle deep. Everybody keeps mentioning freshly showered, but does that really do it if you are indeed first knuckle deep (based on my calculations that is still at least a good 1/4 to 1/2 inch). Maybe I need to improve my hygiene practices, but unless you are taking a toothbrush or q-tip to that area, how are you ensuring that you are clean on the inside?
     
  3. Drake

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    I am a fan of licking, not tonguing. Licking the starfish is one thing, drilling for a taste is gag-inducing. That thing better be fresh out of the shower/bath too. Otherwise, we are no-go for launch.
     
  4. Crown Royal

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    I'd like to meet the very first person who attempted this. I want to meet the person who decided to take the organ that recieves taste and plunge into the oriface that ejects shit.

    ...only sayin' is all.
     
  5. Sicnevol

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    Anything that involves ass is not something I'm interested in. It has no appeal for me, and I'm not sure I'd do it for anyone if they asked.
     
  6. Superfantastic

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    Alright, so I've only posted like, twice on this new board (been loving lurking, by the way), but I figured I might as well chime in here, since I have some experience with this act.

    First off, I have zero desire to have it done to me, even in the shower. Two of my guy friends have received, each with girls they were just hooking up with, and said it was quite awesome. I just couldn't do that to a girl I actually cared about, and even with the current booty call, who I know would totally do it if I wanted...I just don't want my ass involved in any sexual act at all. Just focus more on my balls or something.

    As for how I got into it...that would be with my ex girlfriend back in '05. She was into anal play but not butt sex (I've only done that maybe ten times ever), and I got into it as well. Started the first time I was fingering her and she asked if I could put one up her ass. It sounded hot, and it was. She came in like, a minute or two. From there, I guess, we just graduated (?) to rimming. A few important points though:

    The shower thing is obvious. I'd say half the times I ever did it were in the shower. The other half would have been shortly after a shower, so long as she didn't dump or even left the house.

    I never actually got my tongue IN her ass, always just licking, going up and down her crack, etc. I'm way into lesbian ass licking porn, but when they actually penetrate...gross.

    The only ass I would consider licking is a HOT ass. I had this discussion with a friend, about how with beautiful, supremely-shaped bums, I full out WANT to at least touch it (the crack/asshole), wheras an ass that's only average or worse, the thought doesn't cross my mind. He explained that with big girl asses, it's possible they actually do take monster dumps, but with tiny hot girls, they probably only have little rabbit-pellet turds at the worst, and he's not ruling out that they could taste like chocolate.

    The taboo is definitely part of the hotness, but as I mentioned, I would only do this with a girl I really cared about, because getting a girl I care about off is really hot to me, and my ex REALLY fucking got off when I did that.

    Now that I think of it, I was actually into it before my ex, way back in high school with my girlfriend at the time. I never went to town, but I remember 69-ing and really wanting to venture north. And I certainly wandered with my tongue when she wore a thong, even just to get the inside of her cheeks. Considering how much of I love asses, I guess this could count as the closest thing I have to a fetish?

    Well I've only full out tossed two girls' salads (accidents happen, but only two were intentional), so that probably limits my experience, but my impression was that it just flat out felt great, likely cuz it's the least-licked part of most peoples' bodies. Also, girls seem to like having fingers inside them, so the combo is, I imagine, similar to getting your balls and dick sucked simultaneously. Technique doesn't seem to matter, just doing it is enough.
     
  7. Esian

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    I've done it, and I've received.

    The girlfriend gets off particularly fast if I play with her ass a bit, and clearly loves the sensation of a little licking. However, I do have to judge this based solely on her noises and response at the time since we're not allowed to talk about the fact that I'm going to touch her ass, about the fact that I'm touching her ass, or the fact that I just touched her ass. It's apparently just supposed to go unsaid so she doesn't have to admit to herself that she likes it.

    She'll hint that she wants it from time to time, and even push me in that direction, but it cannot be spoken of. I don't know if that should freak me out at all or not, but whatever.

    Even though I use the ol' Wahl clippers on my whole nether regions, ass included, with a zero guard I'd never actually ask the gf to return the favor. Its clear the idea would disgust her, and truthfully even though it feels great it probably would me as well. The only person I've let do it is a skanky bar girl I hooked up with for awhile that would lick my ass while her friend blew me.
     
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    I have no idea what makes me be okay with anything involving buttplay with a particular girl, but there's something there that makes it a yes/no binary code thing for me. It might be how open the person is to talking about it, but other than that I'm not sure.

    As for licking my asshole... only if you really wanted to and I was NEVER going to see you again. Ever.
     
  9. ClaireV

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    Maybe I'm uptight, but I do not wish to perform this act ever, nor do I have the desire to have it performed on me.

    Some people like vanilla ice cream, some people like chocolate ice cream, and some people like having their asshole licked. It's all personal preference, and personally I do not prefer it to anything.
     
  10. Maltob14

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    Chocolate ass cream? Huh? What?
     
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    So I'm not the only one who heard that. Good.
     
  12. Bob Trousers

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    Depends how you look at it-it could become one of the world's greatest sports: Rusty Trombowling. Your tongue is the lane, the ass-hair that last elusive pin, and the crunchy clagnut the ball. You don't even have to rent shoes to play.
     
  13. Tuesday

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    [​IMG]

    Scotty: "Yes, I'd love some chocolate ass cream."
    Dr. Evil: "Perhaps later."
     
  14. Forest Ranger

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    Never had it done to me, don't ever plan on doing it to anyone else. Gunna take a lot of malt liquor to get me to even consider it
     
  15. scotchcrotch

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    In reference to the "only if it's clean" statement-

    The asshole isn't a flat piece of tile, where fecal matter easily slides off of.

    It's a wrinkly worm hole full of crevices and a never-ending conveyor belt of yesterday's McDonald's.


    So unless she had her ass sand blasted, power washed, and a butt plug placed up in her large intestine as a barrier.....no, I wouldn't.
     
  16. rom_l

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    Well here I go again. Second time in one week posting about my sexual proclivities. This is a very sensitive topic, (pun somewhat intended). Lots of taboos, and urban legend about anal play. The first thing to remember is that it is an area of our body that is full of nerve endings, and therefore can be responsible for lots of pleasurable sensations. It can also be responsible for a lot of pain.

    I have been both a giver and a receiver. As a receiver I am a little bit self-conscious and meticulous about my own hygiene. Licking may not be as pleasurable as a finger, or a little prostate massage, but that is mostly because I am a bit nervous about making sure my partner doesn't get an unpleasant surprise. (Gee I am so thoughtful). For those who think that a guy receiving ass-play is gay; having something stuck up your butt is not gay, unless it is being done by a member of the same sex, for a sexual reason. Otherwise it is just another way to receive some physical pleasure or, a medical exam.

    As a giver, I love to give oral, and to me "tossing salad" is just an extension of that act. I am down there already, why stop at the "taint"? As long as the lady is clean then I am more than willing. I am more willing if she is responding in a positive manner. It can be extremely hot and exciting thing to share, and that is what sex should be all about, sharing.

    My 2 cents, I like it with the right person, at the right time, and I have had no complaints.
     
  17. Kubla Kahn

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    Never tried doing it, not totally against doing it if the girl was hot enough. Any girl that wants to navigate the mangrove behind my nuts with her tongue in not the type of girl I'd ever consider hooking up with in the first place.
     
  18. Sam N

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    Licked a girl's ass twice when I was drunk, both times she was bent over in front of me and looked incredibly sexy so I just started licking it, didn't even think about it.

    To the folks that do this sort of thing often, ever had a bad experience? Ever went around to the back door and realize it reeked like shit? Unless I watched a girl wash her ass crack, I would be too scared to do it while sober.

    As to my ass, if a girl wants to go for it I'm not going to stop her. Sure, lick my ass, whatevas. Though I can't imagine why you would want to. It's filled with hair, and I'm guessing at best smells like sweat, at worst poop. Unless it's right after a shower, though every time I've had sex in the last 8 months it's been at night time (with a few morning afters) and I've been drunk. So yeah... if we're dating I'll scrub that bad boy up for you and you can go to town, but chances are how my sexual life is right now, I'm not going to be freshly showered.
     
  19. Idaho_Vandal

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    Really people? I thought that tossing salad was just something prison inmates did to establish dominance.


    I have never done it, nor am i curious, but if a girl i really liked asked for it I would probably do it for her.
     
  20. whatisinaname

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    Wow, such a divisive subject. I had this done to me senior year in college and I don’t think my toes have uncurled yet. Granted, the first time is a “hey, hey, what the hell” moment, but after the initial shock, the pleasure is unreal. No matter what, it sure beats a crazy lawyer’s hairbrush ass rape.

    Post shower, do this for your woman and she’ll be telling what color picket fence she wants in the new yard after you wed.