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What do your pets know about you that no one else does?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frebis, Jan 6, 2016.

  1. Frebis

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    My wife recently left for work. I should probably go to the gym and make lunch before tomorrow. Instead I think I'm going to watch some porn and go to bed early. No one would no this but my dog.

    Focus: everyone does weird things when they are alone, and I'm not changing my behavior for a dog.... if your pet was a human what would they know about you that no one else does?
     
  2. Juice

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    I cant have my cat staring at me when I beat off. I feel those eyes. Looking. Judging. "Really dude, 'milfs' again? Lemme guess, you're going to mop up with the dish towel like the other day? You're disgusting."
     
  3. Misanthropic

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    I think that about covers it, minus the dishtowel. I'm a Kleenex man myself.
     
  4. Dr. Feelgood

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    My dog knows and loves the taste of my dirty panties. If he were a human roommate I would have called the cops on him a long time ago for being a sick panty gobbler. But since he's a cute dog I just have an extra dirty laundry spot up higher to keep dirty panties out of his reach.
     
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    I cat-sit for my sister the weekend before Christmas when she was in town to visit friends before the holiday, and her cat is still very young and inquisitive. Jumps on the sink if you're brushing your teeth, fascinated by the toilet, etc..

    Well one night I decided to have some me time and she must have heard the noise or something and came sprinting into the room and stared, I tried to ignore her but then she trotted over closer. I ended up having to stop and pick her up and toss her into the main room before closing the door.
     
  6. Puffman

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    Damn, I thought I was the only one. Yeah exactly what Juice and Misanthropic stated.
     
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    Why not just use the cat instead, like a self respecting gentleman?
     
  8. dixiebandit69

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    To beat off to, or to clean up with?

    Anyway, since I don't have any pets inside the house, this isn't something I have to worry about.
     
  9. Rush-O-Matic

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    I thought he meant he was upgrading from the gerbil.
     
  10. Puffman

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    You fill a saucer full of milk. Place your junk in the saucer and let the kittens lap up the milk. Um, so I have been told.
     
  11. Juice

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    Sorry, animals ain't my jam and not everyone has a farm at their disposal. But have at it, hoss.
     
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    I talk to my cat and my two ferrets sometimes. Not in a baby tone, but a conversational tone. Also, I am constantly having to toss the cat out of the room when I am trying to "me time". Inquisitive lil' shit.