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What do you show someone who's never seen porn?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by downndirty, Mar 17, 2022.

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  1. downndirty

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    A girl I'm seeing claims to have never seen porn. Also, she claims to not read erotica.

    I won a bet, and she has to sit through an hour of porn that I select, and I can do it playlist style.

    What the fuck do I show her?

    I thought about the classics, and then the most popular porn stars by era (Nina Hartley, Jenna Jamison, and do some uh...research from there), but I dunno if that will work.
     
    #1 downndirty, Mar 17, 2022
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    My wife has never seen porn either.

    My recommendation would be to just pull off the bandaid and show her 2 Girls, 1 Cup.
     
    #2 Juice, Mar 18, 2022
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    Does she have a stepbrother? If she does, best to leave it alone and not put any ideas in her head.
     
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    What's the goal here?
     
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    Disappointment?
     
    #5 NatCH, Mar 18, 2022
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    Who brought up this whole subject; you, or her?

    Anyway, you'll probably want to stick to something pretty vanilla.
    Also, something that's actually entertaining (most porn is actually pretty boring when you get right down to it; aside from its intended purpose, of course).

    I'd recommend the 2005 parody "Pirates."

    Decent sex action, and it's pretty damn funny, too.
     
    #6 dixiebandit69, Mar 18, 2022
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    If you can do it playlist style, you could make it "porn through time." Show some 70's bass riff highlights, some 80s pizza delivery / pool boy scenes, 90s would be Pam & Tommy sex tape, then Jenna Jameson something from 2000s, bring it home with some recent highlights from Vanessa Decker or Little Caprice.

    You can look at adult film awards from past years to get ideas if you want longer scenes or to include any of the "plot."

    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5fcfa5236997a

    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph61a7cd8cbcc09

    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph60fa74236bfa7

    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph60f060e2c9fb7
     
    #7 Rush-O-Matic, Mar 18, 2022
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    You could do an hour-long slideshow of of Greek pottery, for that real classic vintage shit.
     
    #8 NatCH, Mar 18, 2022
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    Or you can show her the 2 movies that were porn. I think they were called Pirate's and Pirate's 2. I am at work and really don't to search for that stuff.
     
    #9 wexton, Mar 18, 2022
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    An hour of porn is a really long time.

    I also suggest going with parody porn that includes most of the basics.
     
    #10 AFHokie, Mar 18, 2022
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    Go find that mythical porn that is Made By Women, For Women.

    Do not trust your own thoughts around what you think is "good porn".

    It's like "sexy lingerie"... what you think is hot is not necessarily what she thinks is sexy.
     
    #11 Nettdata, Mar 18, 2022
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    An hour that goes from Joymii to Hookup Hotshot. Condense the full corruption of an adolescent mind into sixty minutes.
     
    #12 NatCH, Mar 18, 2022
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    Piggybacking on this, I’ve seen porn artistically filmed with young beautiful people and nothing gonzo (no gagging, slapping or pulling hair, furries etc). I’d suggest a few clips but I keep getting distracted during my research.

    Or show her porn based around her own kinks or preferences. I’m sure you can find some decent porn that includes cans of soup and a pool boy.
     
    #13 Misanthropic, Mar 18, 2022
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    Personally I would just find an hour long compilation of that dude who yells about “dropping loads” every time he cums and show her that. I imagine you aren’t going to awaken anything in her, so might as well show her something just bizzare.
     
    #14 kuhjäger, Mar 18, 2022
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    Start off with going to Ikea to look at black couches.
     
    #15 Nettdata, Mar 18, 2022
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    If you want her to enjoy it then this is good advice. I am heteroflexible (thanks to whoever made fun of that term a few weeks ago) but if I watch porn, it’s often girl on girl since I have to be convinced that someone with a vagina is having fun in the video to find it enjoyable myself. Have also heard similar sentiments from other ladies.
     
    #17 sisterkathlouise, Mar 18, 2022
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    Dig up that old video of the guy who stuffs both his nuts into the girls ass

    I seem to remember people cheering him on. "yo get your nuts in there"
     
    #19 Zach, Mar 18, 2022
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    Start with the pterodactyl porn right off the bat. Or the ET porn.
     
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