http://www.cracked.com/article_21952_5- ... ldren.html Focus: What were some absurd things you were taught in school? Any ridiculous education programs or methods? I remember sitting in a DARE class in which Officer Dave reached back into hallowed antiquity to pull out a curriculum focusing on such gems as: "Madonna is the Anti-Christ" "ACDC stands for Anti-Christ, Devil Child and are renowned Satanists" "Metallica also worships the devil." So, after that when Officer Dave said "marijuana is one of the most deadly substances police officers deal with", collectively a group of nine-year-olds went "ehhh....this guy's full of shit". Another one was in our sex-ed course, required of outgoing seniors. Sitting in that class as a senior, after a good three years of sexual activity, having an exasperated basketball coach try and convince us "abstinence is the only solution to pregnancy and STD's". "Condoms are ONLY effective 99.9% of the time when used appropriately". So, why bother with them, huh coach? I'll just rely on the Jesus method of pulling out and praying.