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What a bunch of crap

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Apr 8, 2011.

  1. Nettdata

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    Blue Dog recently posted a feast that su esposa was making.

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    I imagine it smelled and tasted absolutely divine, as BD confirmed in a rep, but I'll be damned if the first thing I thought of when I saw that pic wasn't the legendary Bunny Fills A Bowl pic from the TMMB. Yes, that pic of Bunny's prodigious dump.

    In the pursuit of a TiB low point, I give you:

    FOCUS: Post a pic of your shit.

    ALT-FOCUS: Analyze the pics... comment on overall health, causes, etc.

    Extra rep bonus for natural special effects (beets, corn, etc).
     
  2. Blue Dog

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    Hey, if it was good enough for your buddy Tony Bourdain (that's where she saw it and got the craving), its good enough for me!

    ... Aaaaaaaand I know which thread I'M not looking at again today.
     
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  4. Nettdata

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    I AIN'T GOT NO SHAME.

    I've taken a picture of exactly one shit in my entire life. I had to. Not too many can poop a figure eight. Or an ampersand. I guess it's a hybrid.

    I'm so awesome even my asshole is creative.

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    So am I the only one who wonders:

    Do chicks shit, look at it, and think "well, I can handle at least that big of a dick in my ass"?
     
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    I've finally found a thread where I feel I can contribute. Time to start brewing up!
     
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    I feel like I'm a pretty disturbed person, and I'm honestly a little amazed that I've never thought of that. Good on you, sir. Good on you. Hope you don't mind me stealing it.

    Makes me wonder if a girl has ever looked at a guy's dick and actually thought "Jesus...I grew a tail twice that size this morning..."? If any of my friends were ever nervous about a hot girl, or caught up on one, I would just tell them to picture her on the toilet in the morning, grunting one out while rubbing her eyes and yawning.

    Works like a charm.
     
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    Is that not followed by an awkward moment where her man stands beside her, comparing the size of her turd with the size of his dick and saying, "no excuses now baby"?
     
  10. Clutch

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    A guy I know from back home had a ritual where the first thing he would do when he got to work each day was take a shit, then take a picture of it and send it to a random number in his phone. I almost wanted to make an anonymous tip to Homeland Security because I think the idea of someone monitoring his phone messages would have been hilarious.
     
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    I'm seeing too much discussion and too few pictures in this thread, people. Mjolnir the Banhammer is right over in the corner.
     
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    Marine Corps food everyone.
     

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