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We're Finding Nemo! Drunk Thread 2/8

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Feb 8, 2013.

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    I'm not sure how far this storm extends, or how long it's going to go, or how much snow it's going to accumulate, which proves once and for all that my Master of Science in Meteorology was a goddamn sham, like the Moon landing or Parker's penis.

    Anyway, you know how this thing works, get the fuck into it mang
     
    #1 Nom Chompsky, Feb 8, 2013
  2. Frank

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    The grocery stores were fucking packed yesterday, but the liquor stores were empty, people have misplaced priorities.

    I'm working from home today hoping the power lasts... And drinking... A lot.
     
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    *sigh* One really shouldn't call themselves an "IT WIZARD, BITCHES" if one chooses "ADMINISTRATOR" with no fucking password for all the encryption software.

    If anyone needs a superhacker, I'm your gal.
     
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    It's going to be in the 60's and sunny, in Mississippi, for most of the weekend. I'll be drinking beer, grilling, putting away hunting equipment and cleaning my shop for most of it.
     
    #5 gogators, Feb 8, 2013
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    I thought you were giving up booze and cheese for three months?

    I wish we were getting the snow here. I fucking love the snow.
     
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    Yeah, that lasted about two weeks. Don't judge me.
     
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    I arrived at work to find a pool of water on my desk and there is still water dripping from the ceiling right next to me. WHAT THE FUCK.
     
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    Yeah, I'm leaving here at noon and driving straight to the liquor store to stock up. Then I'm going home to have sex. I already requested that my fiance be on the bed waiting for me when I get there. She grabbed my junk and said she'd think about it. **Sky rockets in flight...**
     
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    Two ghetto chicks were slugging it out at Star Market over the last of god knows what. I love storm hype.
     
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    Does anyone else drink 10 beers by themselves on a weekday night just to maintain their tolerance for the weekends? That’s a thing, right?
     
    #11 kilo, Feb 8, 2013
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    But...I...what? I can't even...


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    Wait, what do you do with the other two beers? I need to start drinking with you....my twelve plus your two abandoned beers is just about right.
     
    #13 Improper, Feb 8, 2013
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    So, I kinda never got around to buying Christmas presents for my Mom and her husband - mostly because I couldn't think of anything to get them. So I'm going to give them the gift of booze.

    It's probably shooting fish in a barrel asking here, but if any of you got booze for a Christmas present, would you be disappointed? (High-quality booze, in case you're wondering.)
     
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    Finding Nemo? You all realize it's Mardi Gras, right?

    Where the hell is Blue Dog when you need him?
     
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    I love high quality booze for Christmas, and I have some family members that I frequently buy nice wine for.

    Christmas presents are best, in my opinion, when it's something the other person wants but won't buy for themselves. I sometimes have a hard time justifying an expensive bottle of something to just buy myself, so it's great when someone else will buy it for me. My girlfriend bought me a $100+ bottle of whiskey this past Christmas and it was one of the best presents I got.
     
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    Since we're on the topic of presents, that bullshit holiday known as Valentines Day is right around the corner. I am terrible at gifting and have no clue what to get for the other half. I assume that I'm not alone in this.
     
    #18 Reifer, Feb 8, 2013
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    Wrap up a bottle of Valtrex and leave it on her pillow before she wakes up. It'll be funny.
     
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    No better holiday to give the gift of pearls. In necklace form.
     
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