Focus: If you were given your own country, what would be your laws of the land? I think I would be a benevolent dictator, and would be widely loved by my numerous subjects. But in order for them to become citizens of my new paradise, there would be certain laws that they must live by: - No alcohol sales on Sundays. Because everyone is hungover anyway, on this day all alcohol shall be free! - Though we shall be tolerant of all peoples, those sporting fake tans shall be immediately put to work on chain-gangs charged with maintaining the beauty of the community. This goes for Ed Hardy customers and people who "ice bros" as well. - Robert Duvall's face would be stamped on all major currency - We won't rent pigs - Members of the military, once having completed their service, shall be awarded with tax exempt status for the rest of their lives, plus receive weekly coupons for "free entree' and a blowjob" from local purveyors - I'm serious- we won't rent pigs. Because a man who does like to rent pigs... He's hard to stop. I have to leave for a meeting, so that's all for now, but let me tell you, it would be an awesome place.