Re: Workers Day / Labour Day / Labor Day Drunk Thread 30/04/2010 Also the date of my birth, and this may day is the 21st anniversary of that birth. In 3 1/2 hours, I go drink at a bar for the first time in my life. It's also the last night smoking is legal in Michigan bars. Fellas, tonight is historic.
Re: Workers Day / Labour Day / Labor Day Drunk Thread 30/04/2010 You had two years to go to Canada before that, and you're in Michigan. Next fucking door. Too good, huh? Jesus, man. I was shaking like a crack whore to get into the bars when I was 19.
Can I get drunk or baked first? That is the question. Actually, the question is if I can finish masturbating or will I pass out with my manhood in my hands and have my wife wake me up in the morning again.
Honestly, if you are about to pick up a kid, you should probably just stick to drinking constantly from here on. Just like your old man. Cause face it, you are about to be a dad. Also, Firefox has this site tagged as pornography. Nice. And, Jägerettes tits have grown. I don't know how that happens to a 25 year old without her gaining weight, but it did. Now if I can convince her to get some more pics for TIB...
That's a real nice bar. Take some pics of the girls you are drinking with in it and you will be on the right track. 50,000 coeds in Austin, bud. Show us some.
Alright you twats, let's try to forget last week with all the dick talk and tampons and yeast infections and do this bitch right. To help, I am buying everybody a round of tits.
Obviously your dad did not teach you the proper way to say good morning to your woman. With a swift hard punch in the ole 'ute*. *(Note to Anziacs: this is not a sport utility vehicle)
I'm sitting here hitting on a girl that is a funeral director. She gets annoyed by sex with dead body questions but if you jackals want me to ask her anything, I'll do it.
Bah, I just watched Nightmare on Elm Street. I am so fucking freaked out right now sitting at home alone. Clearly didn't think this through. On a completely unrelated note, Facebook just recommended Plan B for me. What. The. Fuck.
I was this close to going on a diatribe about the finer points of said product, but then I remembered, I'm done school for another four months. All that thinking is going to give me cancer some day.
Nope. Not going to happen. The viscosity of your cervical mucus just doesn't interest me right now. I think tonight I'll end up going to sleep at a reasonable time and go for a nice run tomorrow morning. Then, I hope, cleaning up my apartment and over to my parents' for some steak. This is the first time I've had nothing to do since September of 2008. Last summer was anything but a vacation. So as it stands I'm sitting around doing nothing waiting for work to tell me where to go and when to start. My girlfriend is quite forlorn at the prospect of yet another four months apart (our third such separation). I can hardly remember what it's like to be away, except that I really don't like it and like even less having to put her through it. It's not a guarantee that I'll be away, but all things considered, it's nearly a certainty.
So what is the latest anyway, if I may be so nosy? I saw where she miscarried after the last IVF (and I'm so sorry for that) and then I saw where you might be doing a homestudy for adoption. Is this a domestic adoption, I hope? The reason why that one woman had to send her adopted son back to Russia is because the Russians are knowingly and dishonestly conning Americans into adopting their worst cases. I have many links to horrible stories if anyone wants to check them out. Where is everyone tonight? It's like a morgue in here.