"...and as expected, Enos takes the Gold Hubcap in the chew-spit distance event here at the South Western Tennessee Olympics. A force to be reckoned with, indeed."
In this village, a virgin monk defers his sexual needs to a higher entitity. RED OR GREEN, RED OR GREEN!!!!!
This year's convention of least popular super heroes from Marvel Comics. L-R: Headband Girl, One Nut and Super Paunch.
I am Kolthchaka God of the last call desperation hook up! Bow to me and my minions Desperation, and Self Loathing!
Earl's Fantasmagoric Weight Loss System, sadly, still subscribes to punishment rather than positive reinforcement.
Conductor Cletus Chater prepares to lead the ensemble in his latest oeuvre, "Hideous Sex Slaves/Backyard Neck Tug O' War," in C minor.