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Weekly Caption Contest, slightly NSFW..I think..

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 14, 2010.

  1. Blue Dog

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    I told yall I was doing good on my diet.
     
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    Proof: Mick Jagger was a bit fucked up even when young.
     
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    Nothing's sacred. Lord of the Flies succumbs to Rule 34.
     
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    Some Pig.
     
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    Jim-Bob got slightly the wrong end of the stick upon hearing the term 'throat-fucking'
     
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    I knew Saturday was a rough night but I didn't realize anyone took my picture. Looks like I'm moving to Kentucky.

    Related question: Anyone know how to get rid of the swine flu?
     
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    KILL THE BEAST! SPILL HIS BLOOD!
     
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    Turkducken=Turkey+Duck+Chicken

    PigDickin=Legal in Alabama and parts of Mexico

    This is what the Crow does when he's finished with his vengeance.
     
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    The term 'getting some head' was never fully explained to Slim.
     
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    The hipster tried to revolutionize the "scene" unsuccessfully.
     
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    "And with 3 easy payments of $9.95, you too can have killer abs with my Pig Fucker Abdominalizer."
     
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    Joe takes the term "going hoggin'" to a whole new level.
     
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    We accept him, one of us! We accept him, one of us! Gooble gobble! Gooble gobble! We accept him! We accept him!
     
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    Even worse than elephantitis is the even rarer case of pigpenis.
     
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    "Boar's Head introduced their new advertising campaign today. In a related story, a company spokesperson also announced that they are currently seeking a new marketing director, advertising director and ad agency."
     
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    In Tim Burton's alternate ending to The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Judge Frolo takes a break from killing gypsies to enjoy a quiet night on the beach.
     
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    I give you: Man-hick-pig, not so distant cousin of man-bear-pig.
     
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    John took the term "Stuffing the pig" too literally.
     
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    Hipsters reach a new high in life.