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Weeklly Caption Thread 2014-05-13 (kinda NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, May 13, 2014.

  1. Nettdata

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    You better cradle my fucking head when you hold me, motherfucker.
     

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  2. The Village Idiot

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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    "Thanks, dickhead, now I have to wait 16 years to see my next pussy."
     
    #2 The Village Idiot, May 13, 2014
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    "YOU try living in that place for 9 months and then tell me it doesn't smell."
     
    #3 jdoogie, May 13, 2014
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    "Dooooctooooor... start the reactor."
     
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    Fuck, that is a tight fit.
     
    #6 Puffman, May 13, 2014
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    Dude. Cigarette. NOW.
     
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    I'm never having children.
     
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    Here we see a picture from the pilot episode of "Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe".
     
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    Why do I feel like there's wet hair on the back of my neck?
     
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    Kuato was less than thrilled with the abdomen-to-groin transplant.
     
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    A little help would be awesome...dick. I'm supposed to be pushed out, not forced to claw my way out like some fucking tunnel rat.
     
    #12 Psychodyne, May 13, 2014
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    Don't even think about calling me Jayden. The name's Lou. Now get me a bourbon.
     
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    Hey, make sure you throw in an extra stitch for daddy, motherfucker!
     
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    Are you the motherfucker who has been poking me in the head?
     
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