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Weekend Random Drunk Thread!

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Oct 23, 2009.

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  1. Kratos

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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!

    Damn someone hit a nerve.....

    Yeah, that's not my nerve, somehow the name head tags got switched around. She's all about the .... whatever.
     
    #61 Kratos, Oct 24, 2009
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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!

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    Plus, let's not forget that our lovely toytoy is probably related to every female within a twenty mile radius of him. Although that may work in his favor in some cases..
     
    #62 deltabelle, Oct 24, 2009
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    I can almost guarantee that he got laid tonight. I've convinced my mom she deserves sex for putting up with him. No, I don't ask.
     
    #63 taste_my_rainbow, Oct 24, 2009
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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!

    The CheeWheez doesn't count, babe. Sorry to say. You know where Britney Spears lives? I live in the biggest place in that whole parish! I've cooked for her sister, for petes sake!
     
    #64 Blue Dog, Oct 24, 2009
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    I just fucking threw up in my mouth. At least I swallowed it so the CHALLENGE IS STILL ON!
     
    #65 Kratos, Oct 24, 2009
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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!

    EDIT - Down 4 Beers and had a near stumble, and have bumped into the fridge (hard). Giggly has started to turn to determination

    Current status: 2 ambien + 4 beers = surly Kratos

    Bets: Dynamite Harry has me at 7 beers
    bicyclethief has me at 6 beers
    NMW has me at 8 beers
    Sean Daley has me at 7.5 beers
    travis has me at 7 beers


    DOUBLE EDIT: If I make it past everyone's bets, I'll pop another ambien. (just to let you know, I usually take 2 before bed on a normal night. It takes me 2 hours to fall asleep from that. I never drink on these guys so that will have major added effect.)
     
    #66 Kratos, Oct 24, 2009
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    I've got both you rednecks beat. We have two Super Wal-Marts and 4 Mickey-Ds! To top it all off, we made the New York Times as the meth capital of the country! North Georgia represent!
     
    #67 bicyclethief, Oct 24, 2009
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    Girl, this is Mississippi and my family has lived down here for 200 years. I won't go out with anyone who doesn't give me a family history going back at least 150 years. I'm somehow related to everyone in the neighboring 3 counties and I'll be damned if I'm going to raise a kid with a tail.
     
    #68 toytoy88, Oct 24, 2009
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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!

    Yeah dude, one of my friends took some sleeping pills and drank a bunch of whiskey a few months ago, and he ended up puking in the backseat of a girls car, then falling down in the middle of the street, and knocking one of his teeth out.

    On that note, I give you 7 beers, then you're done.
     
    #69 travis, Oct 24, 2009
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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!

    I'm doing this from the safety of my own home and if I really drink at a normal pace (not on ambien) it takes me a 24 to get pretty drunk. This can get interesting.
     
    #70 Kratos, Oct 24, 2009
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    Right now I am at a friends house with three girls who have lesbian tendencies while drunk. This should end well
     
    #71 kuhjäger, Oct 24, 2009
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    Just for the record, The Idiot Board neither condones or endorses the wanton use of alcoholic products mixed with ambien.

    Hey, I'm a risk management specialist, I have to protect the assets.
     
    #72 Blue Dog, Oct 24, 2009
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    I really hope this is a lead-in to things you will be providing TIB with. If not, shame on you. (or, fuck yeah)
     
    #73 Kratos, Oct 24, 2009
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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!

    Then what the fuck are you doing posting on here?!? Fix those ladies another drink.
     
    #74 taste_my_rainbow, Oct 24, 2009
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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!

    As you should.

    I'll say it right now "All liability from consumption of alcohol in addition to Ambien (R) is placed solely on that of the consumer and not the forum in which results were presented."

    Ok, back to drinking.
     
    #75 Kratos, Oct 24, 2009
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    What the fuck are you doing on the internet right now?
     
    #76 Blue Dog, Oct 24, 2009
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    Kratos, you better start drinking faster or you'll never make it to 8, come on. Man up.
     
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    EDIT - Down 6 Beers and after my near stumble, I'm good. My level head came back. I think my second wind is defeating the super combo of ambien and alcohol much like the Americans did against the USSR in 1980.

    Current status: 2 ambien + 6 beers = surly Kratos

    Bets: Dynamite Harry has me at 7 beers
    bicyclethief has me at 6 beers
    NMW has me at 8 beers
    Sean Daley has me at 7.5 beers
    travis has me at 7 beers


    DOUBLE EDIT: If I make it past everyone's bets, I'll pop another ambien. (just to let you know, I usually take 2 before bed on a normal night. It takes me 2 hours to fall asleep from that. I never drink on these guys so that will have major added effect.)

    SUPER SECRET EDIT: I'm drinking BL Wheat beer if that influences your bets. I always take seconds bets.
     
    #78 Kratos, Oct 24, 2009
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    Re: Friday Random Drunk Thread!

    Has anyone ever noticed that you can't stick your right elbow in your right ear no matter how hard you try?

    Oh fuck it, I'm going to go shoot at shit. There's a big doe hanging around my house and quite honestly every day is hunting season for me if I feel like it. Chances are I'll put a few rounds through my barn and the doe will be safe, but it does sound highly entertaining at the moment.
     
    #79 toytoy88, Oct 24, 2009
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    Are you saying you think you can stick your right elbow in your left ear?

    I bet you can lick your elbow too.
     
    #80 taste_my_rainbow, Oct 24, 2009
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