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Weekend Random Drunk Thread- Halloween 2009 Edition!

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Spoz, Oct 30, 2009.

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  1. Blue Dog

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    What? I said I don't like doing it! God!
    She, thats why Canadians are weird. They call their good looking women what we call our tupee'd millionaires.
     
    #41 Blue Dog, Oct 31, 2009
  2. RCGT

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    My teeth feel weird. God my teeth feel weird. Taking those hawaiian whatevers from that guy dressed up as Raoul Duke was a bad idea. baaaad fucking idea.
     
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    I leaned towards the twelve side of things and it isnt even 10 pm yet and I got a female friend coming over to drink champagne and I'm already BLITZED. Started drinking at 6 and got through a sixer of Blue Moon and a screwdriver. Hopefully I sober up before this final table on Full Tilt.
     
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    So much for doing the whole 12-pack. My Irish roommate suggested we get "a few beers" in us and then watch the "really drunk people" coming back from the clubs. So the other 5 will be my pre-drinking for Halloween, which, I'm told, gets "crazier than Mardi Gras" here. At a university of 27,000 that's 64% female, that sounds like fun.
     
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    Hello all!!!

    Just came back from a wedding with Mrs. gtg2k, and I'm HAPPY!

    Margaritas+Beers+Wild Turkey (via my flask...is that bad)+Frangelico=good times

    However, I decided to take it easy tonight for tomorrow night. I will either go out as Orson Wells or Billy Mays. Anyone want to vote?
     
    #45 gtg2k, Oct 31, 2009
  6. taste_my_rainbow

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    Because I fucking said so. I can't talk about you because I don't know you.
    Drink your PBR & hush now.
     
    #46 taste_my_rainbow, Oct 31, 2009
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    I'm getting up early to tailgate. Iowa plays Indiana in the early morning....and apparently it's a big game. They are 8-0, and playing Indiana at home is a fucking big game. What the fuck is wrong with them. I love cheering for them and what not, but why should Indiana at home be a toss up? Oh right, it's cause it's fucking Iowa.

    I'm pissed. And drunk. I saw a bumblebee wearing a skirt shorter than Richard Simmons' shorts tonight though. I told her she could be my honey, but she wasn't impressed with what I said.
     
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    I once bought a 26'er of Wild Turkey because it came with a belt buckle - which was stolen by some broad that night. We ended up drinking a 1/2 WT, 1/4 Gin/something and 1/4 Juice mix out of a pitcher, while standing in a circle chanting. We each drank until our song ended:

    I like beaver!
    You like beaver!
    We like beaver all!
    And when we get together!
    We do the beaver call!

    And thus, make a peace sign, stick our tongues through our fingers and scream "Lalalalalalala".

    Probably went through two or three pitchers and three 26'ers of liquor between five people.
     
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    I'm enjoying some Svedka and Sprite zero. While I'm watching my boyfriend play Forza Modersport 3, I'm enjoying some fine youtube videos.

    For those who haven't seen this (aka living under a rock):



    And since it's Halloween weekend:



    I apologize if this has already been posted. The lovely vodka is fucking me up quite nicely (enough that I had to spell-check this post in MS Word. Yay spellcheck!)
     
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    I just spent 4 hours carving 2 pumpkins. I only cut myself once.

    The first one looks cool, the second one sucks balls.
     
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    So it is halloween, and the drinks are flowing. Why aren't the boobie posts flowing
     
    #51 kuhjäger, Oct 31, 2009
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    Just now beginning to drink panther piss.

    Earlier today at work, some trippy ho paraded past the bell desk in a bikini and suggestively dropped her towel. Few minutes later, another bellman, a maintenance guy and a security guard were in her room taking pictures and fucking her while her 2 male roommates watched TV. She was on X and told the guys she did'nt want to fuck her roomates anymore. Where was I during all this? On lunchbreak eating a Whopper JR.
     
    #52 breakylegg, Oct 31, 2009
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    I'm back fuckers. Had a great date. It's celebration time.

    Who wants a beer?
     
    #53 Kratos, Oct 31, 2009
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    If those cons outweigh those pros, then I'm sorely disappointed in you sir.


    Side note: One of the bars in town tonight had the Back to the Future DeLorean and the Mystery Machine parked back to back out in front of it. I hate myself for not getting a picture.
     
    #54 jets22, Oct 31, 2009
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    Ok. I just got back. I'm sorry BD but you are completely off on #6. Since when is women in skimpy clothing a bad thing? That sounds fucking stupid. So you're saying if Miranda Kerr (my favorite VS model) showed up randomly wearing her "slutty" outfit it would be horrible. On top of that, you throw the random 7-8 in something like a french maid outfit and my guy moves. I'm sorry but Halloween kicks ass.

    EDIT: I misread your post BD. My bad. I'm going to bed. Apparently I cant read a double-negative.
     
    #55 Kratos, Oct 31, 2009
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    Those pumpkins better look like Picasso carvings if it took you that long. Please tell me you have some great design and not three triangles and a mouth.
     
    #56 zyron, Oct 31, 2009
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    Your going way further than is necessary with the whole VS model thing. How about: if I'm hammered and a slightly below average girl shows up with tits hanging out and a freaky look in her eye, would that be a bad thing?
    No, it wouldn't be.
     
    #57 Sam N, Oct 31, 2009
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    I swear to Christ, it is fucking impossible for me to go an entire Halloween weekend without waking up with the most blinding hangover of the year. It hurts to blink. To BLINK.

    I'm writing this from the toilet, in case you were wondering. It's the only place I feel safe right now. I've dozed off twice in here, hunched over myself in a pathetic, heaping mass of nausea and despair, alternating between crapping, wretching, and moaning like an unattended nursing home resident. I don't know how I got home, who brought me here, or what time I arrived, but they could have left me in a fucking roadside ditch and I'd probably be in better shape.

    Round 2 begins in 7 hours. Fuck me sideways.
     
    #58 Beefy Phil, Oct 31, 2009
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    Dude, my head feels like a fucking yeti just took a shit on it.

    I'm starting round two... Now. Milkshakes are delicious and vodka-ee!
     
    #59 Blue Dog, Oct 31, 2009
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    8.18 am and the first shot of raunchy whiskey is going down.
     
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