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Weekend Random Drunk Thread- 11/6/09!

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  1. Blue Dog

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    Well I didn't call it that until it went into her butt, God!
     
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    Were you old enough to driver an old truck or a combine?
     
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    I've never driven either, so... Yeah?

    I'm about as redneck as sushi.
     
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    You are doing a major disservice to your state's reputation. Reverse it now.
     
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    Fuck that. The day I start watching Nascar is the day I change tis htread to "The fucking random kick me in the fucking balls" thread.

    I cook LA food, like LSU, love the saints, and love the culture that surrounds the state, but I hate redneck culture.
     
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    I'm below the cardboard divider on my case of beer. Alone. Unemployed.

    But I'm not depressed, or at least admitting it.

    What do I do next? Besides masturbation and heroin....
     
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    Buttsecks with a girl who enjoys the sweet smell of juniper.
     
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    And you love getting your house washed away. Don't forget that part.
     
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    Except I live in and X zone. But i like the boats that the hurricanes bring my way!
     
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    Bahahaha my roommate finally after 2 and a half years hooked up with a girl. Granted she was a big giant drunken mess of a slutty girl, but no matter.

    The best part? She's totally deaf.
     
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    So I'm sitting here drinking vodka capri suns with two couples feeling awkward, but I think drinking alone in my room would be even more pathetic. Also, they have terrible taste in music. Sometimes I question my reasoning for moving to California, but then I set my weather widget for Ann Arbor and see that it's 40 and raining, and I feel a little better about it. And really, living at my parents house again might kill me a little.
     
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    I'm working on in the middle of fucking nowhere, build gas plants. On shore. I get one day off in 3 weeks of working long as days. And tomorrow is it baby!

    So i'm waiting for a few guys to beach me up, we are heading to a beach and making a huge fucking fire. And getting really drunk. I hope I don't get so drunk I hook up with one of the nasty fugly skimpies at the mermaid. Talk about way too much cottage cheese on those girls.
     
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    Re: Weekend Random Drunk Thread- 11/6/09

    Well, late again as usual. Glad to see you kids behaved yourselves (..somewhat). Yesterday was my 31st birthday so a couple of the boys and I went out for wings, beer, pool, more beer, strippers, more beer, and uh.. I woke up at 11am minus about $100. I'm told we went to a "massage parlour" at some point after last call so you can only guess what that means. Today I'm going over to my mothers house for dinner.
     
    #113 The Beer Baron, Nov 7, 2009
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    Re: Weekend Random Drunk Thread- 11/6/09

    Herpes and the AIDS...payment for happy ending.

    Focus: Ok, I have to be at a wedding in an hour. What time is it? Time to start drinking.

    Today will be started by a tall Stoli O and soda. Followed shortly thereafter by some nice Pinot Noir...(church,wedding,red wine...seems apropos).
     
    #114 Now Slappy, Nov 7, 2009
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    -Got home at 7am Saturday CET.
    -My night included charcters called Little Stuie, Psycho Dave etc.
    -Bar closed....can't/won't remember, next bar.
    -Football hooligans....many shoots of I think JD??? Possible use of certain stimulants, pretty sure.
    -Some OZzie chick, psych major, analyzing me. She's gonna need theraphy after that chat.
    -Angry black guy with dreads flashing a dinky toy of a .22 in my face. No idea why. Could have deserved it???
    -Some mantle Irish chick wanting to fight me, as in let's go outside fist fight. Fucking wierdo, she get's trown out by security, I continue drinking.
    -------------------------------------------------------

    15:25pm Saturday CET

    -Woke up, wished I didn't.
    -2xHeineken 0.5l, breakfast.


    19:58pm CET still Saturday

    HELP ME JEBUS!

    BTW innlaws coming for dinner tomorrow.
     
    #115 DrunkenCokeHead, Nov 7, 2009
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    Fuck this shit. ND is losing to Navy, I know you all are probably taking joy in that, but I've been brainwashed since the moment I was born, so screw all of you. I won't apologize.

    There is a bright spot, I had the brilliant idea of looking up Goosebumps episodes online, so I'm currently watching 'Night of the Living Dummy III' online. Anyone else from the Goosebumps generation? Man, I had all of those books.
     
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    Notre Douche is losing! Yes! Buckeyes are winning, why the fuck can't Tressel get an offensive coordinator!?

    Beer is flowing, neighbor came over for a bit, polished the case off and he's going to get a couple more.
     
    #117 konatown, Nov 7, 2009
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    Yep. There it is. I'm going to rip off Charlie Weis' head and shit down his neck.
     
    #118 Glass Onion, Nov 7, 2009
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    Because it's "Election Week", the Girl Scouts were out selling cookies today.

    That's right, I picked up four boxes of Thin Mints and two boxes of the lemon ones my wife likes 3 months earlier than they usually sling that shit.

    Thin Mints in the freezer and Sailor Jerry in my glass. Alabama won, and there's a Celtics game on. All I need now is my wife to come home from work and slither out of her panties, and life will be perfect.
     
    #119 $100T2, Nov 7, 2009
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    Just picked up a tablet off craigslist. Currently upgrading it's ram and hd, then if I have time vista => Windows 7. This all means I have a laptop graveyard on my desk, my PC case opened up with 2 hd's just hanging there.

    4 lionsheads in, as it takes a while to reformat a hd and copy the important os files.
    Hopefully this doesn't end like my last laptop, which decided it wanted to go drink for drink with me. I won (lost).

    Then it's out for a couple friends' birthdays.

    Also, lionshead # 23 is throwing me. Chin ankle/soul/heel inn love? the fuck...
    and first casualty of the night - knocked a mounting screw for my external drive case off the desk.
     
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