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Weekend Random Drunk Thread- 11/6/09!

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Nov 6, 2009.

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  1. breakylegg

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    Disagree. Keep that rook out there to attract more.
     
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    I agree with the other shit, but I don't know what the FUCK tink 69 is, and it scares the crap out of me thinging about it. It sounds like some SMS shit where they tinker with your nuts while they taser your taint.

    Shit aint worth it, man.
     
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    #83 RCGT, Nov 7, 2009
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    Any faith I had in you Blue was just lost. I have a vag and I know what Tink's #69 Doe in Rut Buck Lure is. Is my redneck showing?
     
    #84 taste_my_rainbow, Nov 7, 2009
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    is it a homo ref? Tink69/buck?
     
    #85 breakylegg, Nov 7, 2009
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    I don't know whay, but that link made me look at Progressive Auto, and Flo the Slut, I can't help but get weird feelings around her.

    She looks very close the the girl that made me do buttsecks on her when we were 16. Yay!
     
    #86 Blue Dog, Nov 7, 2009
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    You're not the only Panthers fan here, my friend.
     
    #87 Facepalm, Nov 7, 2009
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    so a slut made you do buttsecks? very progressive
     
    #88 breakylegg, Nov 7, 2009
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    If you ask me if I have ever bought shit to enhance deer hunting, the answer is no. I sit in the stand with my twelve pack and my rifle and spend the entire time wondering whether or not I'm going to shoot the wood dcuks/armadillo/possom/birds/turkeys/snakes/raccoons that walk into my field.

    I spend too much money on whiskey to worry about buying deer piss.
     
    #89 Blue Dog, Nov 7, 2009
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    I'll wait till toytoy chimes in.

    Its a fairly small bitch that shows up. Leaning towards waiting for a buck.
     
    #90 konatown, Nov 7, 2009
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    Toytoy has probably passed out already or is in jail for killing one of his many relatives.

    Young meat is tender... don't forget that.
     
    #91 taste_my_rainbow, Nov 7, 2009
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    wait for the buck. unless you run outta Schlitz. then pin it on the doe.
     
    #92 breakylegg, Nov 7, 2009
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    We were naked dry humpping cause of the pregnancy scare (me was scared), and she kept on sitting on my dick and grinding really hard.

    I'm like "baby, are you trying to do what I think you're trying to do"

    Her- "Maybe"

    Me- "...... I see you have some Juniper Breeze Bath and Bodyworks lotion over there"
    The funniest thing is, after we broke up , two of my buddies were at a convience store and saw her. One was like "Man, she's pretty cute!", and the other was like "yeah, Blue Dog buttsecked her!". The cashier started crying.
     
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    2 questions:

    How are you naked dryhumping?

    Why is the cashier crying?
     
    #94 breakylegg, Nov 7, 2009
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    Its like regular dry humping. Only naked.

    She thought it was funny, I guess. I wasn't there.
     
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    I ran out of Schlitz years ago.

    Busch Light or bust.
     
    #96 konatown, Nov 7, 2009
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    Fuck that shit. Anything that makes my poop look like chicken nuggets is a bunch of BULLCRAP.
     
    #97 Blue Dog, Nov 7, 2009
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    Go drink your queers light and fuck some town folk children in the butt you creep
     
    #98 konatown, Nov 7, 2009
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    you got something against solids?

    where the fuck or when did you grow up and call it "buttsecks" when dry humping. I thought fuckin' Deliverance was bad....
     
    #99 breakylegg, Nov 7, 2009
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    Just the way God intended.

    I have just finished downloading three Sublime albums. We shall see what sober me has to say about this
     
    #100 RCGT, Nov 7, 2009
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