Adult Content Warning

This community may contain adult content that is not suitable for minors. By closing this dialog box or continuing to navigate this site, you certify that you are 18 years of age and consent to view adult content.

Weekend Random Drunk Thread- 11/6/09!

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Nov 6, 2009.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
Page 4 of 7
  1. taste_my_rainbow

    taste_my_rainbow
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    97
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    937
    Location:
    NC
    True. It holds a towel up nicely... never tried a gun.
     
    #61 taste_my_rainbow, Nov 7, 2009
  2. taste_my_rainbow

    taste_my_rainbow
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    97
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    937
    Location:
    NC
    As long as BlueDog has alcohol... probably yes.
     
    #62 taste_my_rainbow, Nov 7, 2009
  3. Blue Dog

    Blue Dog
    Expand Collapse
    Absentee Mod

    Reputation:
    71
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,665
    Location:
    South Louisiana
    Unless I listen to those Goddamn dickheads in the ties and the bikes and the helmets when they tell me I need to straighten my life out.

    I mean, you wear a clip on tie dude, you can eat my dickhole.

    I just found out they sell that shit in stores! I mean, eff yeah!
     
    #63 Blue Dog, Nov 7, 2009
  4. JGold

    JGold
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 27, 2009
    Messages:
    518
    Location:
    Denver, CO
    My apartment is now spotless. SPOTLESS. I don't get what women are always complaining about. Cleaning is fun as long as you have a small army worth of booze. If my landlord tries to keep any part of my deposit, however, I will shove a filth-caked paper towel down his throat.
     
    #64 JGold, Nov 7, 2009
  5. breakylegg

    breakylegg
    Expand Collapse
    Experienced Idiot

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    221
    Location:
    The Devil's Elevator
    Had a landlord who fucked us over on the cleaning deposit. He had a big burn mark on his face and a fucked-up hand. For Christmas, we mailed him a Zippo.
     
    #65 breakylegg, Nov 7, 2009
  6. taste_my_rainbow

    taste_my_rainbow
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    97
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    937
    Location:
    NC
    I just noticed that my "classification" is Average Idiot. I am not average.
     
    #66 taste_my_rainbow, Nov 7, 2009
  7. Blue Dog

    Blue Dog
    Expand Collapse
    Absentee Mod

    Reputation:
    71
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,665
    Location:
    South Louisiana
    Its okay, I got a 13 on my ACT, too!
     
    #67 Blue Dog, Nov 7, 2009
  8. JGold

    JGold
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 27, 2009
    Messages:
    518
    Location:
    Denver, CO
    Boy I'm glad I'm drunk so I can say this. But the Saints will be 7-1 after this weekend.
     
    #68 JGold, Nov 7, 2009
  9. Blue Dog

    Blue Dog
    Expand Collapse
    Absentee Mod

    Reputation:
    71
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,665
    Location:
    South Louisiana
    BANNED!

    I actually am not looking forward to this game. Its the wounded animal in the corner game.

    I turned down free tickets too. Fuck.
     
    #69 Blue Dog, Nov 7, 2009
  10. taste_my_rainbow

    taste_my_rainbow
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    97
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    937
    Location:
    NC
    Excuse me sir but my IQ has three digits. The second one is a 4. None are zeros.
     
    #70 taste_my_rainbow, Nov 7, 2009
  11. JGold

    JGold
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 27, 2009
    Messages:
    518
    Location:
    Denver, CO
    I had season tickets to the Panthers 1-15 season. I am irrevocably optimistic. Though, out of all the NFC South division teams, I respect Saints fans the most.

    We should make this fun though. The board's only Panthers fan is open to wagers.
     
    #71 JGold, Nov 7, 2009
  12. kuhjäger

    kuhjäger
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    98
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    2,383
    Location:
    Stockholm
    Well my second IQ digit is a 9.

    But three digits? That is just librul talk.
     
    #72 kuhjäger, Nov 7, 2009
  13. Blue Dog

    Blue Dog
    Expand Collapse
    Absentee Mod

    Reputation:
    71
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,665
    Location:
    South Louisiana
    Wait, i thought the ACT only went up to like 24?

    Somebody here is fuckin with me...
     
    #73 Blue Dog, Nov 7, 2009
  14. numeric

    numeric
    Expand Collapse
    Experienced Idiot

    Reputation:
    7
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    247
    Location:
    Land of Green and Gold
    Hey, Blue! You're a good dog, you.
     
    #74 numeric, Nov 7, 2009
  15. konatown

    konatown
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    586
    Location:
    Evansville, IN
    Polished off my home made wine.

    Switched to gin and tonic after getting stood up by a 'bootay call'.

    Okay the goddamn rat with antlers is back in my yard. Eating the mushrooms growing all over. Fuck you, i hate you deer.

    Bluedog, give me your wisdom: Do I shoot the doe tonight or wait another week for rut season and get the buck.
     
    #75 konatown, Nov 7, 2009
  16. Rob4Broncos

    Rob4Broncos
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    8
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,846
    Location:
    Brooklyn
    Yeah, but you live in NC so...you lose.
     
    #76 Rob4Broncos, Nov 7, 2009
  17. taste_my_rainbow

    taste_my_rainbow
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    97
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    937
    Location:
    NC
    I liked it better when you weren't contributing.
     
    #77 taste_my_rainbow, Nov 7, 2009
  18. Blue Dog

    Blue Dog
    Expand Collapse
    Absentee Mod

    Reputation:
    71
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,665
    Location:
    South Louisiana
    Hey, my old saying is "if nothin else, you'll scare up deer for tomorrow morning"!

    Course, I normally only bulleye rabbits, but YEAH!
     
    #78 Blue Dog, Nov 7, 2009
  19. taste_my_rainbow

    taste_my_rainbow
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    97
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    937
    Location:
    NC
    You can't eat antlers darlin. Shoot the doe tonight, get you some Tink's #69 and shoot the buck later.
     
    #79 taste_my_rainbow, Nov 7, 2009
  20. RCGT

    RCGT
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2009
    Messages:
    1,769
    Location:
    wandern
    I forgot how good whiskey tasted. With Coke it tasted like nothing. Maybe I should have gotten blackout.
     
    #80 RCGT, Nov 7, 2009
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)
Page 4 of 7
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.