Weekend Random Drunk Thread- 11/6/09!

I saw that skull bottle in the store the other day and wanted to buy it but when they told me it was $50 I changed my mind. I think it only holds .75 L so the price is pretty steep.

 

Watching Smallville. I don't know if it doesn't make sense because of the rum, or because it's fucking stupid.

Debate: Should I have a piece of chocolate cake, or 2 pieces of chocolate cake?

 

Thanks to this thread by the time I leave work every Friday at 6:00 all I can think about is having a beer. Of course, if not for this thread I doubt that would really be different, but it's good to have something to blame it on.

 

This is a trick question. You should have one warm piece of chocolate cake, with two scoops of vanilla ice cream.

 

I have no vanilla ice cream. But, I do have mint chocolate chip ice cream, and I think I will go with that. Good call.

 

I just took a tequila bomb. Red bull n tequila.

I am 3 drinks away from asking Jäabout teh 1k I need to buy the pick up I want before I leave for the Army and we have to move.

We need to have space to move shit.

 

Mayhem says "mmm, cake and mint chocolate chip ice cream."

Even with rum, I can work the webcam controls.

 

Nice call. There's nothing like a half spoonful of cake and a half spoonful of ice cream.

Mayhem is awesome by the way. My parents just got a yellow lab puppy after our black lab of 15 years passed away, and I'm going to visit in two weeks. Can't wait to play with her; I'll even forgive her for inevitably digesting my brand new sneakers.

Update: three rum and cokes down, and all I've done is dusted. Oh well. I'll have to be way drunker than this to even try to clean my bathroom, anyway.

 

My wife is working on her bibliography for a research project, and I'm rocking "Yellow Brick Road" in 5.1 DVD Audio.

I'm 28.

And on my third scotch, after a few glasses of wine at dinner.

And posting about it on the internet.

Am I a loser?

 

After having to have my DD pull over so I could puke on the side of I-35 twice last saturday (and possibly slipping out of the car and landing in some...fuck me), I was planning on spending a quite weekend at home with my xbox. Now this thread pops up, and a bunch of my friends are going out to one of our old haunts...I may just have to change up the game plan.

 

I am drunk enough that just told the Ette about the time an ex gf nearly spit my spooge on some dude who was puking in the toilet.

I mean, that is just absurd.

A woman spitting spooge?

Edit. I am a shot away from talking about the truck. Maybe I should get her off first. Melt her brain a bit.

 

My Friday night plans, for better or worse, consist of watching Chasing Amy for the first time with a bottle of cheap white wine (yes, because it's all I can afford, fuck you kuhjäger!).

Is there anything hotter than the sound of Joey Lauren Adams' voice?*









* No.

 

She's hot, her tits are nice in Mallrats, but I actually cried with Chasing Amy. Good movie, just have booze afterward. I'm drinking a River Horse Belgian Freeze Winter Ale. not too bad, but could be better.

 

I am poor too. My mom just didn't lie to me.

I am drinking a bottle of tequila that cost $7.98. Which it probably barely 2x the cost of your white wine you bourgeois ass.

 

Pineapple Express is becoming increasingly funny.

side note: VODKA. lots of it.

 

Dark rum, club and lime. Not sure what it's called but it takes the edge off this week. A few deep and I'm starting to accept the fact that tomorrow morning will suck. Listening to Slightly Stupid, working re-writing this book on and off since I realized my agent was an idiot, and watching Dirty Jobs.

Tomorrow, eight hour drive to watch cars drive in circles -- yee-haw!!! Coors Light is pretty much considered premium beer at the tailgates so I have a lot to look forward to. Maybe I can smuggle in some Fat Tire without all the Dale Jr. fans noticing. No way I'm converting to their natty shit; just ain't happening.

 

I don't exactly know what i'm drinking, as my husband made it and it could be toxic- but FINALLY, I am drunk. Just had a baby 5 weeks ago and have been unsuccessful at even getting a buzz until now (no, baby is not breastfed, but I won't go into that).

Sadly, my buzz will most likely be killed later on by screaming from a reflux-ridden infant because we can't find medication that helps him.

For now, all is happy and quiet. I'll take what I can get

 

Sadly, that's exactly what I paid. But it's 12% (the highest they had in the store), so at least I'm trying.

 

By the way, for anyone interested, I tried this recipe a few months ago. Ho-lee shit will it fuck you up. It takes time to make, so it may be too late for tonight, but it's worth putting on your to-do list for Saturday night. It's the only time I've drank and still had a headache 24 hours later.