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Weekend Dwunk Thwead! Sewiouswy! 6/8/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 8, 2012.

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  1. Blue Dog

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    I don't know how many parents we have here that will get this, but I friggin' love this duck.



    On a side note, do blind people get tickets for not picking up after their seeing-eye dogs in public?

    Yeah, its that kinda morning.
     

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  2. Rush-O-Matic

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    TRIPLE CROWN WDT 6/8/12 !

    Come on! I'll have another?
     
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    I got less than two hours sleep last night. I never get insomnia. It's hell on rollerskates.

    I'll throw my voice into the ring of ladies who are very happy with the current status of the TiBette thread. You TiBoys are really stepping up to the plate marvelously.
     
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    Re: TRIPLE CROWN WDT 6/8/12 !

    Have some life affirming video. No matter what decisions you've made in your life, they are nowhere near as bad as this girl's:

    NWS Linkhttp://efukt.com/20994_The_Return_Of_'Gentle_Breakdown'_Girl.htmlNWS link

    Seriously. Watch it. Wait for the intro of the "star." That thing looks like a Shakespearean witch.
     
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    God dammit CJ I had forgotten all about Efukt and now, like a heroin addict, I can't get away.

    This week can suck a fuck already, thank god it's gonna be nice this weekend.
     
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    God, I'm a terrible person. I heard about the situation with the UN monitors in Syria this morning, and this is all I could think:

     
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    I should hope not. How can you expect them to if they literally can't see shit?


    AND STOP POSTING WONDERPETS SHIT!!!!! I doubt many of you have a kid that watches that blindingly repetitive and torturous show five times a day. It's almost as bad as Four Squares (don't watch this video):

     
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    Dear everyone everywhere,

    Call Me Maybe-related jokes need to stop.
     
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    That duck must be recent. I am unfamiliar with it. Can't be as bad as this little bastard.

    [​IMG]
     
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    ... You know you done fucked up now, right?

     
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    I love the fact I completely miss out on 95% of this song's popularity. I don't get it. It sounds just like any other Top 40 song. There's nothing special about the beat, the lyrics, the video cost about $100, and people don't dance much to it if I play it. Maybe it's a Canada thing, because its popularity up here is nothing compared to the States (much like the band Paramour, who nobody has heard of here). I didn't even know it existed until everybody and their mom on here starting talking about it in the "Things men hate but enjoy" thread.
     
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    Oh, you know NOTHING of Hell yet, my four-flushing friend....



    ....are we scared yet? And I have a LOT in my arsenal.
     
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    Re: TRIPLE CROWN WDT 6/8/12 !

    Picture not related?

    I am so confused at your response, CJ. See, I thought the WDT should be a Triple Crown theme. (The puns are endless - ordering a Triple Crown, I'll Have Another, etc.) Hence, my subject title from the suggestions forum and my post. (Post! Ha, another horse racing pun . . .) But, then, after Blue Dog's Wonder Pets prelim, then my out-of-place post, followed by your video. (What am I watching?! Gah, why is there a midget girl with a plastic banana?! What does that have to do with horse racing at the Belmont?!)

    And, now AudreyMonroe has posted her breasts on the internet. So . . . here's to TiB for all its randomness! I'll have another!
     
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    I still have not actually heard the song. First time I saw it referenced I thought they had screwed up a Blondie reference.

    I'm not forcibly ignoring it either, it's just conveniently stayed out of my circles, and i don't watch enough youtube to pick up the parodies.
     
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    Re: TRIPLE CROWN WDT 6/8/12 !

    You know, I actually completely forgot about the race this weekend, which is nuts because I actually have made plans to celebrate this tomorrow. I blame the head injury.

    I was out of town for both the Derby and the Preakness, so this will be the first one that I will get to see. And because I missed the first one, I didn't get to have any mint juleps, which is a goddamn travesty. So even though its not "traditional" for the Belmont I don't think, I'm pulling out the pewter cups and making a big batch while I throw a brisket on the smoker.

    I wonder if I can find La Esposa a big fancy hat in time...
     
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    Re: TRIPLE CROWN WDT 6/8/12 !

    I suggest one like this:

     

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    Re: TRIPLE CROWN WDT 6/8/12 !

    Is the one she came with not fancy enough?

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    My mother in law picked up a liter of Glenmorangie Astar the other day for me, as she knows I'm fond of single malt whisky. We'll see how it holds up to my favorite, Laphroaig. So, yeah, whisky weekend for me!
     
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    Re: TRIPLE CROWN WDT 6/8/12 !

    The sexual tension on this board has risen ten fold in the past few days.
    This place reeks of pheromones.
     
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    Its ironic cause she is Canadian.
     
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