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Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? CONTINUED 11-13

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by todd311, Nov 4, 2011.

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  1. trojanstf

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    I was told "anything nicer than Andre will do". So although I think that it would be completely acceptable, I'm not sure if she will.
     
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  2. taste_my_rainbow

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    THat's just fucked up that you'd interpret my love of grilled cheese like that.
     
    #1042 taste_my_rainbow, Nov 13, 2011
  3. taste_my_rainbow

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    I was doing laundry at my house. There are major benefits to laundromats though... you can do multiple loads at once and that's extra convenient.
     
    #1043 taste_my_rainbow, Nov 13, 2011
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    So you want twins now?
     
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    DOn't you put that juju on me! My mom and I were both twins so there's a definite possibility and that scares the bejeezus out of me.
     
    #1045 taste_my_rainbow, Nov 13, 2011
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    There're two of you? Please tell me you have an identical brother and he has knockers as big as yours.

    "That's my brother... he got the boobs in the family."

    Ahhh, I'm gonna go make a sandwich.
     
    #1046 CharlesJohnson, Nov 13, 2011
  7. taste_my_rainbow

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    No my twin died in utero. I do have a brother but he's older and cripppled with no boobs.

    MAKE ME A SAMMICH TOO!
     
    #1047 taste_my_rainbow, Nov 13, 2011
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  10. Gravitas

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    Am I the only person that fucking hates this "word"?

    I'm not sure what it is about it, but it fucking grates me to no end.

    Nope, only one?

    Alright, carry on.
     
    #1050 Gravitas, Nov 13, 2011
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    Nothing sad about it... the world couldn't cope with two of me, so me being a single birth was a blessing. And my brother's crippled because of his own choices. (And he's really really lucky - he's a quad that can walk.)
     
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    It's ok big guy, I will mail you a sammich so you won't be left out.
     
    #1052 McSmallstuff, Nov 13, 2011
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    How about "sangwich"? Every time I hear it I want to punch Dane Cook in his stupid face.
     
    #1053 Danger Boy, Nov 13, 2011
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    I think it is because the word is so contrived. I mean honestly sandwiches are fucking ordinary. They aren't made any better by pronouncing it like a fucking 4 year old.

    Maybe it is because I have been eating way to many sandwiches and speech impediments make me sad as a person.
     
    #1054 Gravitas, Nov 13, 2011
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    I might be a really bad person and go to hell for this but speech impediments make me giggle.
     
    #1055 taste_my_rainbow, Nov 13, 2011
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    I was just joking Gravy. I just wanted to play on the Drunk thread with the rest of the cool kids.
     
    #1056 McSmallstuff, Nov 13, 2011
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    Ha ha ha I'm just messing around.

    I am down for a sandwich though. Airmail that bitch, I'm hongry.

    I went to that high school play and they put a kid in a several line speaking part who has a major speech impediment. It was...disheartening. No one could understand him
     
    #1057 Gravitas, Nov 13, 2011
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    I'm going blind. I guess mom was right about doing that after all. Fuck it.

    "I'm gonna get hammered drunk......and light some shit on fire!"

     
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    You sure he wasn't just on exchange from Newfoundland?
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    But, "grates my ass" is acceptable?
     
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