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Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? CONTINUED 11-13

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by todd311, Nov 4, 2011.

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  1. GTE

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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?


    Damn dude, eat a cheeseburger or two
     
    #81 GTE, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    I used to be 167 pounds and about 6'2". Not flattering. My friends were fat and kept getting fatter and sweatier. They made fun of me so goddamned bad I started lifting. While I was 190lbs they were still 290 and had those fat eyes. You know how a person is so fat their cheeks look like they're about to swallow the eye sockets and they get all squinty, kind of like a sharpei dog.
     
    #82 CharlesJohnson, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    And a vegetarian.
     
    #83 zyron, Nov 4, 2011
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    Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Dinner with the husband was grrrreat, btw, you dicks.

    Now I'm watching super hero movies and working on my drunk.
     
    #84 hooker, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Oh right. I should have recognized you from your profile picture.

    [​IMG]

    Don't worry, we can be skinny together.
     
    #85 Nom Chompsky, Nov 4, 2011
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    Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    And what about fat Asians? Double whammy.
     
    #86 hooker, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Do you blow away when it is windy?

    Does the teacher in charge of the kinder gardeners on a field trip to the museum tell you to get back in line?
     
    #87 bewildered, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Are you in reality just a super intelligent fetus?

    Were you part of a litter of septuplets and happened to be the runt (who never caught up)?
     
    #88 bewildered, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Are those like, really nice, friendly people who like to garden?
     
    #89 zyron, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    I found a pic of zyron:

    [​IMG]
     
    #90 Juice, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Shut the fuck up Zyron or I'll sit on you in the most non sexual way. It might actually kill you.
     
    #91 bewildered, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    He just repped me yes. NOW WE KNOW.
     
    #92 bewildered, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    [​IMG]

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    I think the kid is hispanic. Either way I just wanted to post his flubbery little picture. Christ, the kid has segments instead of limbs like the Staypuft Marshmellow man.

    Whatever. It's glandular.

    Problem for a skinny guy bulking up is all the weight goes directly to the stomach. So he's still got a bird like, concave chest, but this huge pot belly. So he has the physique like a malnourished 80 year old.

    What is he, The Flying Nun?
     
    #93 CharlesJohnson, Nov 4, 2011
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    Oh, he's a virgin too?
     
    #94 bewildered, Nov 4, 2011
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    Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    I can always could on this CJ kid. Always.
     
    #95 hooker, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    HAHA! I have beat myself up far more, both literally and figuratively, than I ever have any other human in existence.

    Or Ballsack. Even he persevered!

    I still have nothing witty to say (though I'm sure some of you will argue that I never have anything witty to say) but I'm working on it.
     
    #96 WickedBitch, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Wait, wait, wait. How did this come about.
     
    #97 zyron, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    The part where you DIDN'T come (about)?
     
    #98 bewildered, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Truth has no meaning here.
     
    #99 Noland, Nov 4, 2011
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    Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    I wish there was a drunk needle I could stab myself with so I didn't have to waste all this time playing with beer bottles.
     
    #100 hooker, Nov 4, 2011
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