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Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? CONTINUED 11-13

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by todd311, Nov 4, 2011.

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  1. taste_my_rainbow

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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    It's cold & raining here, I'm off work and I have a small mountain of clothes in my bedroom that I have to sort through. It's not even noon but having a drink seems appropriate.
     
    #21 taste_my_rainbow, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    First week of school done. Fuck yeah.
     
    #22 kuhjäger, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Fail:

     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    My good friend is coming up from Dallas this weekend and we are heading to a bar tonight that makes LIT's in those 32oz clear plastic cups that you usually see used for soda's in diners and such.

    I still have not puked in front of The Girlfriend, but that streak may be in jeopardy this weekend, especially with Tailgating at the Oklahoma State game tomorrow.
     
    #24 Fernanthonies, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    It's the night before bonfire night and already fireworks are being set off everywhere. Friends from London have made the trip back up north for the yearly Bonfire night Party held at J's house. Where's there is a barbecue fit for a medieval feast, a fuckton of quasi legal fireworks and enough booze to give a hippo liver poisoning. Somehow in all the years its been going on there's been no serious injuries. my friends say because they do things right, I say because they're doing something wrong.

    In the meantime, there are plenty of drinks to be had. I've got a week of work I would rather forget and get on my way to Drinking Island
     
    #25 lyle, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Great news in products no one was asking for, some genius came up with alcohol-free whisky.

    To be a fly on the wall during that marketing meeting.

     
    #26 effinshenanigans, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    And who wants to drink a whole fucking can of it at once?
     
    #27 Frank, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    11:00 AM

    Hooker: Let's do dinner and a movie tonight.
    Husband: Like... a date?
    Hooker: Yeah, I guess a date.

    3:00 PM

    Hooker: Scratch the dinner and a movie thing. I'm going to happy hour with work people.
    Husband: Um... ok?
    Hooker: Can you pick me up later?

    *awkward silence*
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Uh, this kind of makes you look like a bitch, you know that, right?

    Or maybe I just don't understand how marriages work...
     
    #29 Trakiel, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    It was a bitch move.

    But he knows me, and loves me, and he'll settle for skipping the movie and going for dinner - after he meets me for a beer at the bar later.

    He's much nicer than me.
     
    #30 hooker, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?


    Maybe I'm reading this wrong, and I fully understand your husband isn't exactly perfect, but essentially you're saying "I can jerk him around cause he loves me and he'll get over it."?
     
    #31 StayFrosty, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Seriously.

    20oz. of synthetic whisky water? No thanks.

    And Hooker, just thank him for picking you up later by offering up your ass. See if you can trick him and come out on top twice in the same day.
     
    #32 effinshenanigans, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Not really. He's just laid back enough not to care that I want to skip the movie and do beers before dinner instead?

    He'd be "allowed" to do the same.
     
    #33 hooker, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    For those who have never been married, let me translate:

    "like a date?" = "Wait, I still have the receipt. See? Right there...(1) cow."

    and

    "nicer than me" = whipped to stiff peaks
     
    #34 Gator, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Yeah, well, I don't get decaf coffee, but apparently there's a market for that. Maybe it's so you can train your children before they head to college to give them a leg up on the competition.

    Speaking of decaf, they make caffeinated water. If you make decaf coffee using Water Joe, what happens?

    And, unrelated, since apparently everyone wants to see Erin Andrews naked, or wishes they could, shouldn't she take advantage of that while she still has the body to pose for Playboy?
     
    #35 Rush-O-Matic, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    If they paid nearly a million for Lindsay's freckled frame, how much do you think Erin would hold them over the coals for?
     
    #36 effinshenanigans, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Bikini Girls Fail:

     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    However much it might be, let's hope the pics turned out better than Lindsay's first attempt:

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/11/lindsay-lohan-has-reshoot-playboy" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2 ... ot-playboy</a>
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Especially since there's already footage out there, she may as well make some money off it.
     
    #39 Frank, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    It has become evident to me that you have a magic pussy.
     
    #40 dewercs, Nov 4, 2011
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