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Weekend drunk thread Nov 18th-20th

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by McSmallstuff, Nov 18, 2011.

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  1. shimmered

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    I'm a lightweight. Three drinks and I'm giddy. And giggly. And wiggly. After that, I get a hangover. I've learned to recognize the point of no return and not push too much. Hangovers suck.
     
    #61 shimmered, Nov 18, 2011
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    Son, I have not previously been in the habit of allowing Americans to judge my taste in beer, and I do not plan to adopt that habit any time soon. By all means, enjoy your water-flavoured lagers, but let the adults enjoy their finely crafted brews in peace.
     
    #62 ghettoastronaut, Nov 18, 2011
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    I'll see your Guinness and raise you a Chimay Blue Grande Reserve. I'm on my second bottle.

    With help from the internet:
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    #63 joule_thief, Nov 18, 2011
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    Chimay is delicious.
    But we're white trash and rednecking it up this weekend. No real place for that.
     
    #64 shimmered, Nov 18, 2011
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    Surely you can't still be referring to Guinness? I'm sure good beer is tough to come by up there, but drinking the equivalent of motor oil must be rough. What a pity.

    Good day sir.
     
    #65 Juice, Nov 18, 2011
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    On your second bottle? Now that's impressive.
     
    #66 ghettoastronaut, Nov 18, 2011
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    In light of the the TMZ story about Lady Gaga's ass:

    I was highly annoyed that I coudn't see it sans the fucking star, so I Googled it and found the sans version - which I'll share:



    Upon my quest to find said picture, I was greeted with a plethora of pictures of her ass, which again, I'll share a couple:



    All that to say, DAMN, I guess I never realized she had such a great ass. Kudos to Lady Gaga!
     

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  8. Nom Chompsky

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    I dunno. Guinness is a pretty good compromise drink if you find oatmeal is going down a little too easy.
     
    #68 Nom Chompsky, Nov 18, 2011
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    I have vastly improved that picture of lady gaga.

     

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    True Story: The first three times I had Guinness I thought it tasted like ditch water. The fourth time it was magically delicious and now I love it.

    Most people I know don't like it. These same people also think Michelob Ultra is good beer, so yeah.
     
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    I heard she has a big cock too.
     
    #71 Juice, Nov 18, 2011
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    Careful, if Nom hears that he's going to start posting pics of her.
     
    #72 ghettoastronaut, Nov 18, 2011
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    Ask, and ye shall receive. http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/lady-gagas-penis-cci
     
    #73 Now Slappy, Nov 18, 2011
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    IF that's really true, can't she get that shit removed? In this day and age of plastic surgery and by God, with her money - I'd think there'd be someone who could have her vag looking all gorgeous and pristine with no semblance of a prior penis being there. I mean, c'mon!
     
    #74 Soonergal, Nov 18, 2011
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    GONE HUNTING
     
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    Not true, but I have to admit that I laughed when I googled "Lady Gaga Cock" and that was the first thing to come up(so to speak).
     
    #76 Now Slappy, Nov 18, 2011
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    Jesus, I was about to come to her defense as though that picture were just an artefact of lighting / underwear, but...

    [​IMG]

    Shit.
     
    #77 ghettoastronaut, Nov 18, 2011
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    I don't think this picture makes her look in any way shape or form attractive, but she definitely is post-op here.

    [​IMG]
     
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    She says it's not true?
    I don't want to imagine her with a peen.

    Also, to the suggestion of a R44 Cherry Limeade - GROSS. That shit is nasty.
     
    #79 shimmered, Nov 18, 2011
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    Why are we being subjected to pictures of Lady Gaga? Her nose is almost as big as her face.
     
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