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Weekend drunk thread Nov 18th-20th

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by McSmallstuff, Nov 18, 2011.

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  1. BeCoolBitch_BeCool

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    Back in college, the bar my friend used to work at was used as a testing ground for new liqueur flavors. I went there just about every day around noon during the two weeks they had Chai Liqueur for my mid-day coffee.
     
  2. katokoch

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    This is either some mad trollin' or you need to open your eyes son.
     
  3. ASL

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    That sounds pretty good, in coffee. Only.

    I'm a fan of just black, but if it needs to be mixed, a shot or two of whiskey.

    In other news, I'm thinking of getting back into the Army National Guard. I could pull the weekend warrior thing again. Hmmm, that's a pretty big decision. Why not have drunken anonymous strangers chime in?
     
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    Having moved to the French part of Ottawa, I feel as though I could post in the immigrant thread. People keep responding in English when I try French, though.
     
  5. Noland

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    Heard about this on the radio yesterday. Should anyone here be inclined to combine sex with bacon, here is your chance.
     
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    Coffee and brandy is a classic combination for a reason. Don't use the really cheap brandy, but anything above "drinkable" will be a waste.

    And 'cause I love me some back dimples:
     

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    If it were possible for me to start drinking now, I so would. But since I can't, I'm going to make myself feel better by posting a picture that I find tasty.



    I took that of myself last night.

    I kid. Although I wish I wasn't.
     

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  8. Rush-O-Matic

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    I hope you took that as an opportunity to respond incorrectly. Mexican Idiot Lazy Female? Massive Idaho Legume Farmer? Moist Intelligent Lipless Feminist?
     
  9. StayFrosty

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    Nope. I unhappily told her, and it got even more weird because her story made no sense.

    She originally says "What's a MILF? We heard it on Modern Family."

    I tell her, and she says "Oh, wow. Wasn't expecting that. That isn't quite how they used it on the show."

    Any other common uses of MILF I'm unaware of?
     
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    Speaking of posting boobs . . . did anybody see that picture that Tori Spelling's husband tweeted, where her boobs showed in the background of the picture of their son? The picture in the article I saw was blurred out, so I couldn't make heads or tails of the angle. I was just curious for the moms out there - what age was your son when you stopped letting him see you naked? That kid is 4. That seemed a little old for mom to be hanging out in the background with her boobs out.

    I don't know - she's had so much cosemetic surgery, maybe those were just her boobs. Maybe she left them sitting on the couch while she was in the other room.
     
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    Yes, and I immediately used some EyeBleach. Those tits were disgusting.
     
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    Holy balls. So I have a built in spice rack in the kitchen that is molded into the wall. I
    was grabbing a jar out of it and it got caught, but my motion caused me to keep applying pressure to the rack.

    It turns out there is a hidden cabinet behind the rack. Not as cool as a secret passage, but I immediately went and grabbed cash to hide there. Now I want someone to break in so they can't find my treasures.
     
  13. Nom Chompsky

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    Post 2000. That's a lot of nonsense in a short amount of time.

    As a thanks, and a celebration, these pictures are all female. Consider it my way of saying, "I'd like to give you an erection today." To those of you to whom I've pm-ed that, consider it my way of proving it.

    Enjoy:

    Somebody say they liked back dimples?:

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    Slightly artsier ass:

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    Diversify.

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    Like gifs? Or riding? Or being ridden?

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    Nom noms girls, but girls nom girls too:

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    Man, I've really gotten into Queen lately. Their Greatest Hits 2 is fucking awesome. I've never been this into a band - every time I hear a song, I hear more nuances in it, and Queen is amazing for curing shitty moods.
     
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    What's your address? I'll gladly sell that information to some hoodlums where you live, although I can't promise that I won't tell them about your secret hidey-hole. I wouldn't want them to feel that they weren't getting the best info for their money.
     
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    You don't want to take my precious do you?
     
  17. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    I live a boring vanilla life without much excitement. Based on the stories you've told about her I probably would be in over my head.
     
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    Why's that bitch look like she so damn tired in her own music video? Does it require a significant amount more energy to carry around and ass that big? How long could she continuously twerk it until her heart gives out?
     
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  19. kuhjäger

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    I meant the one ring. My blender isn't strong enough to get a whole woman into a small space.
     
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    My mom's boyfriend gets pinky out sophisticated and drinks warm Gran Marnier with coffee. If you don't want to go through the trouble of warming a brandy glass over a cup of hot water, just dump it in with the coffee. But the combination is good and GM is decent proof.
     
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