There are no balls. You can let pitches go. But strikes are if you make contact and it ricochets/spins backwards. You'd be surprised how much it happens.
One of my best friends and I enjoy golf because its literally the only thing we don't turn into a competition. We are both so woefully bad that were still playing fpr that one good shot of the day. So it relives stress and is just an enjoyable laid back excuse to drink at 10 in the morning. Hell he almost lost his shit because we were all drinking one day and a random wrestling tournament broke out. I wanted to abstain for obvious reasons, but he swore up and down that the marine corps taught him how to wrestle. He was so belligerent that I eventually conceded and wrestled him. When I kicked his drunk ass I swore we were gonna end up in a fight. Since that day the only way we can do pick up sports is if we're on the same team. Then of course were obnoxious for everyone else. So something non competive is nice. Everything else. If there is an option of lose v. win I'm going to do my damndest to win.
That's why I mentioned my age. Pre body wash era guys wouldn't consider anything besides bar soap, but I feel like younger guys just don't use bar soap anymore. Speaking of young v. old, I've had the most middle aged week of my life consisting mostly of yard work, gardening and composting, watching HS softball, and men's league basketball. Off my lawn, indeed.
So much of body wash is just filler, really. I use both, which ever is within reach. When I was a roofer I had to use orange granule soap to remove lack tar, which was liquid sandpaper. I always felt freshly flayed working that job. Never again.
Ahh. The old GoJo. I remember this shit from shop class in high school. I loved using that shit on my hands but I cannot imagine using it as an all-over soap.
And despite its effectiveness, there is nothing heterosexual about a loofa. Not the name, not the way it looks, nothing.
I'm a Goop fan. Gets grease off your hands damned skippy. No water available? Get a nice handful of this creamy, translucent, semi-liquid and rub it vigorously all over your body. You can clean off with paper towels, or even Kleenex. Moistens the skin, too.
All you sallies who use soap are a bunch of fruitcakes. Jump in the lake, grab some sand off the bottom, and start scrubbing.
I think nom and I use the same soap. Who needs perfume when you smell like mangos and pomegranate? Showers make me hungry.
I don't understand people who use bar soap. First, it strikes me as being a kind of hygiene product luddite. Surely this neon colored gel with a squirt top (careful measurement of exact amount needed, less waste, easier to share) is better than soap packaged and sold the same way it was thousands of years ago. ALSO - I really have a problem with dropping the soap. Outside of all of that jail rape joke culture, I cannot hold onto those goddamn things for the life of me. I'm a large person and showering in a normal sized tub/shower combo is a carefully choreographed dance. If I'm bending down to pick up the soap my ass knocks stuff off the shelves, the shower curtain gets dragged back outside of the tub, I could hit my head. It's just not worth it. Viscous fluids for life.