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Weekend Drunk Thread 6/28

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Jun 28, 2013.

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  1. TX.

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    I'm a texture person...I like yogurt or soft serve over ice cream.
     
    #81 TX., Jun 28, 2013
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    Do my in-laws count?
     
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    If that is your favorite place to eat I feel sorry for you.
     
    #83 babyface, Jun 28, 2013
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    When Pinkberry. That's when. That shit is delicious.

    My Friday night consists of watching a baseball game and eating some cereal because my uterus hurts and it's too hot to eat hot food.
     
    #84 shimmered, Jun 28, 2013
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    Going out somewhere is about having a good time and I have always had a great, happy time there. What's your beef, barfyface?
     
    #85 bewildered, Jun 28, 2013
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    babyface as in smooshed alien face?
     
    #86 PIMPTRESS, Jun 28, 2013
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    More accurate:
    [​IMG]
     
    #87 bewildered, Jun 28, 2013
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    That would be grounds for a "donate your unwanted baby to the fire department" box.
     
    #88 PIMPTRESS, Jun 28, 2013
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    A face not even a mother could love.

    Were you an orphan, barfyface?
     
    #89 bewildered, Jun 28, 2013
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    I wonder why more lurkers don't post.
     
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    That baby looks like a pope.... KILL IT!!!
     
    #91 Revengeofthenerds, Jun 28, 2013
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    I thought it was all in good fun?
     
    #92 PIMPTRESS, Jun 28, 2013
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    I mean, I was having fun, but I guess that isn't a fair standard.
     
    #93 bewildered, Jun 28, 2013
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    You can angle a cut piece of large PVC pipe (get a piece from a sewer contractor) into the ground with the vile stuff at the end. Old fruit and what not. They can't back out, and then you just shoot the stupid motherfuckers. But, I had limited success with that (read none) but my neighbor did.

    I've had the best luck by putting my effort into treating the yard for bugs and grubs to keep them from rooting for them.

    Hate 'em.
     
    #94 Rush-O-Matic, Jun 28, 2013
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    Maybe the fact that it took three separate posts to get all of your jokes in? I don't know.
     
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    Better than hearing after 3 seconds, "Is it in?"
     
    #96 bewildered, Jun 28, 2013
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    I make peace offering.

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    And here I am, the fool, thinking no woman would ever have sex with Wayne Knight. Colour me shocked.
     
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    Someone get this girl a super sized order of Boom Roasted.
     
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    Good God. For the love of all that is holy put a mask on that baby.
     
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