El husband and I had a serious discussion about getting one when we passed the aquarium in the grocery store to fuck with our dog. Unfortunately, at $10/lb, we decided it was too expensive a gag.
When do youse guyz Loose these things in the first place? We never did. How CAN you kill a Twinkie anyways? They have a longer shelf life than jarred beef jerky.
It's just when arriving at the house we were staying at, the first thing the sleeveless "neighbourhood guys" tried to get me to do was drive their go-cart. Not those homemade dealies, but those 100 mph motherfuckers where you jive-lean waaaaaay over the side so you dont die taking a corner. I was thirteen. After my mother intercepted it, they snuck me out back and taught me to shoot a two-handed crossbow. ....At the neighbour's house. Understand this is VERY foreign to me.
I'm drinking Knob Creek, courtesy of a new co-worker's ability to buy liquor from some guy's trunk. I should note that I'm still here for another half hour. It's fucking delicious. I'm sure the fact that today has sucked 9 bags of cock has something to do with it.
Want something dessert-y? Our favorite place to eat is McGuire's in Pensacola, FL. Before we moved here he bought me their cookbook. They are really well known for their frozen Irish coffee, and the recipe is in the cookbook if you are interested in me digging it out and transcribing it here.
I can't drink anymore because I'm driving later tonight. I refuse to work on my presentation right now bc it's Friday, damnit. That leaves one guilty pleasure option. Fro-yo and arrested Development.
Yes, I call this a 'Well Made Neat Whiskey' 1) Take bottle of Jameson's. Add to nearest trash can. Close trash can. 2) Go to nearest liquor store. 3) Purchase a top shelf whiskey that doesn't suck as much ass as Jameson's, which at last look was just about every other one. 4) Go home. 5) Open bottle. 6) Pour about three fingers into glass. 7) Imbibe. There you go.
When did frozen yoghurt become an indulgence? I am stuffing my face later with home made pizza. Don't treat your Friday so poorly, TX. DO IT RIGHT OR GO HOME.
I'd like to think that maybe your wife will at least have sex with you later, but based on your previous posts, I'm going to say that that, sadly, will be a 'no'. My son was helping me unpack groceries and he says, "Oh, good, finally got some shoe horns." I turn around with a 'huh' look on my face to see him pointing at a box of pads. Which brings me to two points. 1. What does he know about shoe horns?, and 2. Why is he glad I finally got some?
I know this is probably random but does anyone have any clue how to deal with/trap armadillos? They're fucking destroying my yard, and all I can think of is just keep a gun(s) loaded and nearby for when I see them. But I'm impatient. I have a night vision scope on the AR-15, pistol, and several shotguns, so arsenal is not the problem. Rather, I'm thinking more along the lines of "what kind of bait do I need so I can sit with a 12 back and watch it while I fuck up some vermin?"
Frozen yogurt is for fake tanned, tramp stamped sorority chicks that use elliptical machines in the gym. Just eat the damn ice cream
I don't know how to catch the bastards, but if I'm not mistaken the leper colony in Carville, LA will still purchase them for research purposes.