In the words of General Dwight D. Eisenhower: Chellie, You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have striven these many months. The eyes of the world are upon you[r boobs]. The hopes and prayers of titty-loving people everywhere are with you. In company with our brave boobie posters on other forums, you will bring about the destruction of the terrorist organizations, the elimination of tyranny over the oppressed peoples of other lands, and the image of four boobies in one photo for ourselves on a free internet forum. I have full confidence in your courage and devotion to boobies and skin in digital form. We will accept nothing less than full frontal nudity! Good luck! And let us beseech the blessing of Almighty God upon this great and noble undertaking. SIGNED: Dwight D. Eisenhower June 6, 1944
Yeah, what he said. Man, I'll bet somebody's rep would climb like a desert thermometer if they posted like that in the boobie thread. Speaking of two sets of breasts together, did I miss the recap Adventures in Atlanta post from when AudreyMonroe and Pussy Galore hooked up? #disappointed
Trust me, this is unusual even for Vegas. The highest ever official temperature here is 118, and we may break that this weekend. Yesterday, 2 people were admitted to the emergency room for burns. They leaned against a car. That's fucking hot.
It is with a great sense of reverence that I accept this mission. I will show your entreaty to the pretty lady my boyfriend and I are going camping with next weekend, and God willing, she will also recognise the solemn obligation we hold to guard the high esteem in which this board holds breasts.
.. I'm quite certain we've just found the reason for why I've had boyfriends who've joined this board to monitor my activity.
Yay for the weekend! Boyfriend is flying in tonight to stay for the next 5 days. I'm so excited I might piss myself.
Re: Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 6/28 I think that means you're doing it wrong. Unless that's your thing... I don't judge.
Wow, time to find better guys. My girlfriend knows about this place but has never asked about it aside from, "Are you on your messageboard or whatever?"
Yeah, mine knows about this place, but he doesn't care. He's on a nerdy message board as well. I don't even need to go there to know that it's all nerd talk and nothing scandalous or fun. A doc laughed at me today because I said FL was so much cooler than Texas. It's 80 degrees here today, and it rains all the time cooling shit off. Today it's 100 in Dallas, we've been in a drought for years, and there's little wind when you live/go to school in the heart of the city. Yeah, yeah, humidity, blah blah blah, but it doesn't account for 20 degrees and heat index of feeling like you're in an oven.
The latest boyfriend was the one responsible for the nipple clamp pic in the boobie thread, and when I sent him a text saying I was given a 4 tit pic mission by Eisenhower that I wanted to complete with our playmate next weekend replied with "It sounds like a matter of life and death. You should do it this weekend." I think I may have to marry this boy. And on that note, I will end my monopoly of this weekend's DT and leave room for those who actually have something intelligent to say, instead of my attention seeking, titty themed whore prattle. It's Boonstock time baby! Happy Canada Day to my fellow Canukians 2 days early, as I will be too hungover to post on the 1st.
I had a grouper sandwich, 2 beers, and will probably parlay that into a couple mojitos before I piss on the neighbor's new fence. HIGH 5s!
Re: Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 6/28 Fuck me, now I want a grouper sandwich, thanks asshole. Being broke as hell I am off to buy chicken thighs and a case of America's cheapest beer. Wish me luck.
Re: Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 6/28 You fucking drink that Keystone Light. Then you marinate the chicken in Keystone Light and get that bird fucked up. Jerk off with your own tears when you watch Titanic later. You will win this weekend. You are my hero.
Insecure men make my brain hurt. A friend is dealing with her husband being newly supremely controlling and mentally abusive. Demanding she quit her hobby, emotionally blackmailing her into stopping so he feels like she's choosing him over her hobby, making her change clothes before they go to dinner (a t-shirt wasn't dressy enough for a chain restaurant), telling her she has to wear basketball shorts to work instead of what she normally does, telling her he doesn't like people she hangs around with. I want to punch him in his smarmy face. Also. Titties and beer.