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Weekend Drunk Thread, 6/14

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Jun 14, 2013.

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  1. caseykasem

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    For real. What the fuck happened to this place over the past 9-12 months? It's like it's all drunk thread lately.
     
    #1101 caseykasem, Jun 27, 2013
  2. Flat_Rate

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    We need some fresh blood, I always see users logged in who have never posted, lurkers need to step out and post. This place is much more forgiving to noobs than the RMMB was.
     
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  3. Juice

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    I can always count on my mom to tell bizarrely embarrassing stories about me completely apropos of nothing. Tonight's story included telling my girlfriends mom how I accidentally stumbled upon a partially nude Mrs Puliott at the Y when I was in 2nd grade therefore requiring me to change school buses.

    Thanks mom.
     
    #1103 Juice, Jun 27, 2013
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    I want everyone to post more, but more topics would be even better.
     
    #1104 Crown Royal, Jun 27, 2013
  5. Revengeofthenerds

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    #1105 Revengeofthenerds, Jun 27, 2013
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    Perfect. Sign up Juice's mom for a TiB account.
     
    #1106 Rush-O-Matic, Jun 27, 2013
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    YES YES YES YES.

    Holy shit. This place would be about 5x more embarrassing and soul rending if everyone's parents were posting. Except mine. Their invitation will get lost in the mail.
     
    #1107 bewildered, Jun 27, 2013
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  9. toddamus

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    My mom doesn't know how to really use a computer, and no she's not 80. So I'm out.
     
    #1109 toddamus, Jun 27, 2013
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    Well fuck. My e-mail got hacked yesterday and I had to jump through hoops to get it back, made even worse by the fact that I'm using Windows 8 and everything is based on your Live log-in. There's a few hours of dicking around I'll never get back. Fuckers used my e-mail to spam folks with fake Rolexs, exactly why they did this, I don't know.

    Then after all that, my free Norton subscription expired today, thank God. As far as I'm concerned Norton hijacks the system worse then some of the shit it's supposedly protecting me from. So I've spent all day setting up security the way I want it to be, not the way Norton dictates I have it.
     
    #1110 toytoy88, Jun 27, 2013
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    It's okay bro, I volunteer to take diction from her for science. And entertainment.

    But mostly for entertainment.
     
    #1111 bewildered, Jun 27, 2013
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    apparently since i was with some die-hard blackhawks fans when they won the cup both years, i have to get up tomorrow at 5 am and drive to chicago for the parade. I'm not even an avid hockey fan, they just want everyone who was there with them. I better see titties.
     
    #1112 wilder111, Jun 27, 2013
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    Do man titties count? I imagine there will be lots of shirtless(And toothless) men there.
     
    #1113 toytoy88, Jun 28, 2013
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    You probably won't see titties but odds are you'll get shitfaced and have a good time.
     
    #1114 toddamus, Jun 28, 2013
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    You act like she's going to top "Well, there was poop all over me and she was bloody, so we looked at each other and said 'Sure, why not?'"
     
    #1115 MoreCowbell, Jun 28, 2013
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    My parents could post "Me and Husband kissed today!!!!!" and I would probably throw up in my mouth a little, so
     
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    Some days I'm embarrassed about having a multi-year crush on Roxanne.

    Other days its the dead hookers in the basement.

    On other, other days its that I still make tired jokes trivializing violence against an already marginalized group of people.

    And on yet others its that I can't resist the temptation to make meta jokes about my own post content.

    I'm sorry.
     

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    You do realize that level of creepy is off the charts? Especially when you follow it up by talking about dead hookers.

    Fuck son, I'm not great with pick ups, but common sense tells me that lusting after a stranger over the internet and then mentioning dead women in the basement is a really, really bad idea unless the object of your desire wishes to be buried in a shallow grave just off the interstate.
     
    #1118 toytoy88, Jun 28, 2013
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    Is there any good news show in the morning? I just tried to watch Good Morning America and it's so bad my anus prolapsed. It's People magazine in motion.
     
    #1120 effinshenanigans, Jun 28, 2013
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