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Weekend Drunk Thread, 6/14

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Jun 14, 2013.

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    hey you guys

    watcha doin

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    #1 Nom Chompsky, Jun 14, 2013
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    Working 10 hours today then driving 4 hours to the beach when I get off at midnight, fuck me.

    Free beach house though so I can't really complain that much.
     
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    I can't stop listening to this...



    Originally cause its hilarious, but now cause the beat and the chorus bangs
     
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    Grades come out today. The girlfriend is freaking out, even though she's brilliant and has made the dean's list every semester and most likely has a great job locked up. I'm worried because I do horrible in every class I think I did well in. This semester I feel like I could have done well in at least 3/5 which makes me very nervous. We'll see what happens. Depending on how things come out, I could be having a great night filled with blowjobs, sex, and alochol or I could be having a night filled with shitty television and cheap beer. Here's to hoping it's the former.
     
    #4 caseykasem, Jun 14, 2013
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    I will be leaving work early today because someone posted on FaceBook that today is national bourbon day. I might celebrate it with beer but I will be celebrating it while some people are still stuck in their office. I'm far more excited about it than what its worth but there it is.
     
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    Someone totally went to the bathroom (and flushed) during a conference call I was on this morning. Bold move, bro.
     
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    OK when and why did Krispy Kreme change his name?
     
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    A bald stranger is going to feel up my nutsack and potentially stick his lubricated finger in my butthole this afternoon. Yay, yearly physicals.

    On that note, what kind of a shithead decides he wants to grope people's genitals for a living?
     
    #8 Jimmy James, Jun 14, 2013
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    Just be sure its his finger....
     
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    The kind that wants to get paid.
     
    #10 caseykasem, Jun 14, 2013
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    I've been staring at this...

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    for the last 15 minutes.
     
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    I dunno, I've been doing it recreationally for a while now, might be nice to have a paycheck with it.

    What are y'all doing for Father's Day gifts? Mine is notoriously difficult. Non-drinker, too old for most hardware-store type stuff, doesn't golf, too old for gadgets.
     
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    So you handle balls and put your finger in peoples asses?
     
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    I don't believe he specified what sorts of genitals.
     
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    It's early but I am having a beer. I haven't had a drink in a while, I anticipate being a lightweight. Especially with the Percocet for my ankle. Whee...
     
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    I think I commented on this somehwere on here not too long ago but I will reiterate. She is quite possibly the most overrated woman I've ever seen. She has a cute face and big boobs...yawn. As an ass man, she leaves me utterly disappointed.
     
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    She doesn't have much of an ass, but she's got everything else going right. Sweet baby Jesus.
     
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    No idea. Maybe cause he didn't like the negative press post-Tosh and such? Maybe he was inspired by Snoop Lion? Maybe Krisy Kreme's artistic vision didn't include a superb collection of throwback jerseys?
     
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    A case of shotgun shells and bottle of whiskey. Gonna have one helluva Father's day!
     
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