Working 10 hours today then driving 4 hours to the beach when I get off at midnight, fuck me. Free beach house though so I can't really complain that much.
I can't stop listening to this... Originally cause its hilarious, but now cause the beat and the chorus bangs
Grades come out today. The girlfriend is freaking out, even though she's brilliant and has made the dean's list every semester and most likely has a great job locked up. I'm worried because I do horrible in every class I think I did well in. This semester I feel like I could have done well in at least 3/5 which makes me very nervous. We'll see what happens. Depending on how things come out, I could be having a great night filled with blowjobs, sex, and alochol or I could be having a night filled with shitty television and cheap beer. Here's to hoping it's the former.
I will be leaving work early today because someone posted on FaceBook that today is national bourbon day. I might celebrate it with beer but I will be celebrating it while some people are still stuck in their office. I'm far more excited about it than what its worth but there it is.
Someone totally went to the bathroom (and flushed) during a conference call I was on this morning. Bold move, bro.
A bald stranger is going to feel up my nutsack and potentially stick his lubricated finger in my butthole this afternoon. Yay, yearly physicals. On that note, what kind of a shithead decides he wants to grope people's genitals for a living?
I dunno, I've been doing it recreationally for a while now, might be nice to have a paycheck with it. What are y'all doing for Father's Day gifts? Mine is notoriously difficult. Non-drinker, too old for most hardware-store type stuff, doesn't golf, too old for gadgets.
It's early but I am having a beer. I haven't had a drink in a while, I anticipate being a lightweight. Especially with the Percocet for my ankle. Whee...
I think I commented on this somehwere on here not too long ago but I will reiterate. She is quite possibly the most overrated woman I've ever seen. She has a cute face and big boobs...yawn. As an ass man, she leaves me utterly disappointed.
No idea. Maybe cause he didn't like the negative press post-Tosh and such? Maybe he was inspired by Snoop Lion? Maybe Krisy Kreme's artistic vision didn't include a superb collection of throwback jerseys?