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Weekend Drunk Thread 5/24

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, May 24, 2013.

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  1. FreeCorps

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    I used to have a freaking sweet black/red deck with some colorless Phyrexian cards thrown in. I used to run a Phyrexian Dreadnaught/Sundial of the Infinite combo that would basically give me a 12/12 Trample creature for 3 freaking mana. It was awesome. Plus if it was late game and I got a Hamletback Goliath out before the Dreadnaughts, it was pretty much GG provided I had artifacts out to protect against insta kills. The only bad thing was that a lot of my direct damage red effect cards took a while to be useful. But on the fun side I had several games that I basically would grind to halts using Desolation. Boy were people mad.
     
  2. McSmallstuff

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    I'm running black red in tonights tournament. Mine tends towards agro. Bunch of little hasty shit with hellriders and falkenrath aristocrat at the top end. A touch of draw and spot removal for consistency and to answer. When it comes up well the game is usually over by turn five.
     
  3. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    Yup:

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    Anyway, enough talk about this fucking game. Because I'm a masochist I just looked up the card values of some of the cards that I lost when mine got stolen in 1998 and I kind of want to hang myself.
     
  4. Noland

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    Who thinks answering this question honestly is a good idea?
     
  5. FreeCorps

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    Cmon now. Drunk teachers for me and I keep drunk assholes off of Mrs. Noland for you. It's a win win.
     
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    Well unless your wife is the kind of woman to be swayed by tales of destroying some kid at a Magic: the Gathering tournament while a Japanese anime soundtrack plays softly in the background, I think your marriage is safe.
     
  7. Noland

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    Not so much that as I'm pretty sure FreeCorps would fuck a snake if someone held it straight for him.
     
  8. FreeCorps

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    That is...not true? How drunk am I in this hypothetical?
     
  9. silway

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    Sitting in the airport in New Hampshire and waiting for my flight down to Baltimore. Then straight into a client meeting. Some other meetings over the weekend and then I get to fly back on Sunday to go straight to a wedding.


    Bleh. Ironically I won't see the cute chick I sometimes hook up with while in Virginia until we're both at the wedding in Massachusetts. Ah well. At least Monday is a day off for poker.
     
  10. lhprop1

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    In Samoa, the word "fa'afafine" means "fine upstanding young man" and is considered the highest of compliments. Use it to your advantage in this game.
     
  11. Nom Chompsky

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    How early is too early to start drinking at work?

    Parker, what's your ruling?
     
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    Yeahhhh, I'll pass on those suggestions. I do kind of value my life, and I am not a large or intimidating person at all.
     
  13. lhprop1

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    Samoans only look intimidating. They're really just big, cuddly, good-time charlies.
     
  14. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    If they're the people responsible for that fucking Somewhere Over The Rainbow cover I hope they get nuked.
     
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    According to wiki, they are like mental transvestites. They don't have surgery but just act like the opposite sex, but aren't actually considered gay. They are more bisexual than anything else. It also said they were highly regarded in their society. But it DOES NOT say what happens if you call someone that who is not one.

    I say give it a go.
     
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    Happy 25th birthday Die Hard.

    Happy 60th birthday conquering of Mt. Everest.
     
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    That's a lot of emotional investment for a song that you don't care for.
     
  18. Nom Chompsky

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    partyin partyin yea!
     
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    I was intellectually aware of people like this, but holy shit.


    Spoilered for sort of NSFW video preview.
     
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  20. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    You taking the time to invest quoting my post means you invested the emotion of smug. That's emotional. You should take a step back and take your pills, crazy-man. You're too attached to this place.
     
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