Anyone else kind of disappointed with the finale? Now do we wait for the movie? Not sure what's next. I did enjoy that every story had small parts from pretty much every other episode, plus Ron Howard is funny as hell. That and I would slam Maeby (sp?) like a screen door in a hurricane.
I think this place has ruined me. I forget that jokes like the following don't typically fly in the realm of normal social interaction. A ten year old boy and a child molester are walking into the woods. They keep going deeper and deeper. It gets darker and scarier. The little boy says, "Geeez mister, this is pretty scary." The child molester replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk out of here alone!?" Somehow it works much better when Lizzy Kaplan says it in the movie Bachelorette.
I was a goy toy for a short time during college. There were highs (eye-crossing blowjobs) and lows (most everything else). She once mistook frog legs for chicken wings and had a minor meltdown that included crying and a phone call to her father. In my defense, it was completely her own doing. It wasn't like I fed her frog and said it was chicken. She assumed the frog legs were chicken and went to town. That being said, the realization that she ate frog, after placing two legs on a paper plate and drawing the rest of the body was pure comedy. This also happened- Her- What are you doing? Me- Getting duck decoys ready. Her- Why? Me- It's opening day tomorrow. I told you I was hunting. Her- What do they do? Me- The decoys? Well, you put them in the water and ducks think all of their duck friends are having a party and try to land with them. Then you can shoot them. Her- You shoot Huey, Dewey, and Louie? Me- And Daffy, Donald, and Uncle Scrooge. Her- *Five minutes of criticism for hunting ducks that didn't do anything to me, intentional duck murder, etc.* Me- Look, y'all killed Jesus. I can kill every duck in the world and not top Jesus. Her father thought that one was hilarious.