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Weekend Drunk Thread [4-23-10] And so it begins..

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Primer, Apr 23, 2010.

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  1. MoreCowbell

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    I had to stop ordering the Mocha Dick because the baristas never get it right. They always forget the whipped cream.
     
    #41 MoreCowbell, Apr 23, 2010
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    It wasn't that good anyway.
     
    #42 jennitalia, Apr 23, 2010
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    Why no love for black and brown guys? The world is full of so few worthwhile guys...why eliminate a huge chunk of the pool just because they don't get sunburns? Isn't that even more reason to reproduce with one?
     
    #43 Dcc001, Apr 23, 2010
  4. MoreCowbell

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    Gotta look out for your child's credit score.
     
    #44 MoreCowbell, Apr 23, 2010
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    This is interesting. By a show of hands, how many women have a 'dick checklist?'
     
    #45 Rob4Broncos, Apr 23, 2010
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    Dude, do you really want the answer to that?
     
    #46 Durbanite, Apr 23, 2010
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    Nothing against them. It's my life goal to be a MILF with mocha babies.
     
    #47 jennitalia, Apr 23, 2010
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    The service is better if you tip well.
     
    #48 MoreCowbell, Apr 23, 2010
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    I'll let Pink talk for me:

     
    #49 Dcc001, Apr 23, 2010
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    So what you're saying is that 50 Cent is eventually going to be the First Husband? Wow. Didn't see that one coming.
     
    #50 MoreCowbell, Apr 23, 2010
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    Yup. After he moves on from his dancing phase.
     
    #51 Dcc001, Apr 23, 2010
  12. taste_my_rainbow

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    At one point, I had this idea to sleep with a man who's name started with every letter of the alphabet. I gave up on that.

    I guess I have a 'checklist' of sorts but it's more like a 'before I die I want to sleep with ____'.

    I've slept with a guy from 4 of the 5 military branches. (Missing the coast guard)
     
    #52 taste_my_rainbow, Apr 23, 2010
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    Man, weird coincidences are awesome.

    Jägerette and I are taking it easy tonight and staying in since we are going to rage tomorrow. I was watching 2001 A Space Odyssey on Turner Classic Movies, and she commented on how much she liked the design because it was just like Close Encounters of a Third Kind, one of her favorite movies.

    I decided I wanted to watch it tonight, but it wasn't anywhere on demand, or streaming on Netflix so we gave up.

    Turns out the next movie on TCM was Close Encounters. Awesome. Now I am not going to sleep tonight.
     
    #53 kuhjäger, Apr 23, 2010
  14. Crown Royal

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    So, is it safe to start posting on here or are you guys just going to keep talking about dicks for the rest of the night?

    Sluts. All of you.
     
    #54 Crown Royal, Apr 23, 2010
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    Not to gloss over y'all's titillating conversation about your sexual proclivities (I was an equal opportunity slut myself) but....

    I have really painted myself into a corner with the whole nursing thing. Little dude refuses anything out of a bottle. Chokes, gags and sputters like it's killing him. Thankfully he's sleeping through the night for the most part so if I start tossing shots of rum down my gullet at like 11pm, I can be done by like 1am and be fine to nurse at 8am, about the time he gets up.

    I'm about to place an Amazon order for breastmilk alcohol detection strips and The Dark Knight on Blu-Ray. Wonder what the order-filler will think about that nifty combo.

    *edit* 420 on my rep points! Praise the lord and pass the marijuana!
     
    #55 WickedBitch, Apr 23, 2010
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    Don't judge us just because you're married!

    We can talk about your dick, if that would make you happy.
     
    #56 taste_my_rainbow, Apr 23, 2010
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    Hey now. A slut sleeps with people indiscriminately. I think we've just proven that the fine members of TiB have nothing if not discriminating tastes.
     
    #57 Dcc001, Apr 23, 2010
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    I, personally, am content to keep talking about dicks. And a healthy sexual appetite does not automatically equal slut.
     
    #58 jennitalia, Apr 23, 2010
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    My best friend uses these bottles that are so boob-like it's scary. I'll find out what they are and pass that info onto you.

    Kudos on the equal opportunity-ness and making the Amazon order-filler do a double take.
     
    #59 taste_my_rainbow, Apr 23, 2010
  20. The Beer Baron

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    You think your desk looks bad?

    Trying to Focus: Drinking beer and watching Enemy At The Gates.
     

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