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Weekend Drunk Thread [4-23-10] And so it begins..

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Primer, Apr 23, 2010.

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  1. Primer

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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread [3-23-10] And so it begins..

    Going to be a good weekend; Beerfest tonight, which is basically just every single beer distributor in the province showing off their goods. Then tomorrow, my friend, who went to Cuba with me, is having a house warming party is his massive mansion of a palace; well, it seems like a mansion to me, seeing as I live in a 12 by 10 box of a room. Housewarming means much Rum Punch!
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread [3-23-10] And so it begins..

    My weekend started yesterday when I raided Wachusett brewery for ALL their Summer Ale (exaggeration).

    Summer Ale is a cruel mistress. The perfect nectar to turn a warm spring day into memories of hot summer days. However it fucks me up like no other the next day.

    Bruins + Celtics + Red Sox + Lots of Pats picks tonight = guaranteed drunken hijinks and channel surfing. This is going to be a sloppy night.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread [3-23-10] And so it begins..

    This weekend is going to be a sick joke. Started at the bar across the street last night with about 5 pitchers and a few shots of jack between me and my buddy before others joined us.
    Today, my buddy from TX got here and we're going to the beach, then to a FUCKING MULLET TOSS tonight. For those of you who don't know, a mullet is a fish. Fish throwing and booze will make for a stellar time. Gotta love the south. Plus I might see Bluedog there if I'm lucky.
    No idea what Saturday will hold, probably some more beach, more booze, and more stupidity. My life is hard right now waiting around to actually do something. If I don't make it through these next few days, I love you all.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread [3-23-10] And so it begins..

    No shit.

    I TURN 21 TOMORROW.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread [3-23-10] And so it begins..

    Apparently my company is handing out bonuses for last year.

    I will spend it all on booze as it is likely going to be like, 15 bucks.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread [3-23-10] And so it begins..

    It's my buddy's birthday on Sunday so we're making "Devil's Dick" tonight. It's 6 four locos, a bottle of platinum, and a gallon and a half of tampico. It got us right wrecked last time so it should do the trick again tonight.

    Tomorrow, Pullman for Springfest. Ying Yang Twins, who I didn't even know still put on concerts, are headlining. This should be a pretty eventful weekend.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread [3-23-10] And so it begins..

    It's March?
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread [3-23-10] And so it begins..

    Even better, I got my paycheck today, and noticed that there was the equivalent of 4 hours of pay under "meal award" I asked about it and apparently in California if you work over 5.5 hours you have to get a meal, unless you waive that right, which we all do here. However any time over 6 hours means that you have to get a meal award, which is 1 hour of pay. Well, my work hours are 8-6-8-6-8. So I have never taken a lunch on 6 hour days since I started working here. 2 6 hour days a week on average means a nice retroactive payment.

    I know they will fight it, but they have to comply with the law. Here comes a sweet payday.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread [3-23-10] And so it begins..

    The time-space continuum shifts at the Canadian border.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread [3-23-10] And so it begins..

    The answer is easier....he clearly started well ahead of us.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread [3-23-10] And so it begins..

    No. It's actually the 3rd day of the 23rd month of the year.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread [3-23-10] And so it begins..

    Hey, sure, why not. But good luck finding a virgin in these parts.
     
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    I need a beer as soon as fucking possible. I've been staring at Excel, Access, and PowerPoint ALL DAY LONG.

    Luckily, the bar we go to for happy hour is just across the street, and the next hour needs to fly by with the quickness.
     
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    That's 4 bucks per Mexican. What a ripoff.
     
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    You need a Mexican? I can get you a Mexican. I can get you a Mexican by 3 o'clock this afternoon, with all the tacos and burritos Hennifer Lopez could ever eat. Fuckin' amateurs.
     
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    I have time to kill before some booty later and all you people got is Mexicans?
     
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    If so, is the value of the bucket included in the $16? This would imply sub-$4 Mexicans! An even better value!

    I'm sure they could do a mean Guatemalan or El Salvadorian impression if you so prefer.
     
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    Just as long as we stay away from Arabs for a few weeks. Not all brown people are created equal, you see.
     
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    Interesting... but it's not even that complicated 'round here. Make a phone call and it's done.

    Off the topic of brown people... My booty man wants to fuck in a park. First of all, I don't want to get arrested in Pinehurst. Second, yes I'm pushing 30 but I'm scared of the dark. Why the hell can't he be happy to get sex in a bed??
     
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    Word is half of them die in shipping though. Also, you wouldn't believe the looks customs will give you if it gets flagged.
     
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