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Weekend Drunk Thread [3-12-10] SAINT PATRICK'S DAY

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Fernanthonies, Mar 12, 2010.

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  1. Sam N

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    Some people use the ole' liquid courage to hit on girls in bars, others to talk trash to adolescent children on a video game.
     
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    Why can't it be both?
     
  3. Sam N

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    In fact, it usually is...

    What?
     
  4. Sam N

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    I think you can remove the "on" before the adolescent girls. In fact, while we are at it, lets just go with:

    Hits women and children. Drunk.
     
  5. dixiebandit69

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    I just had a breathalyzer installed on my Trans-Am today. As soon as I got home, it took me about two minutes to figure out how to bypass it without the authorities finding out. Jesus Christ, what the hell were they expecting when they put one of these things on the car of a mechanic?
    I actually had to help the guy who was installing it because he hadn't put one on a car as old as mine, and he didn't know which wire was for the starter. Since I rebuilt the steering column on that car myself, I helped him out.
    Assuming I don't do anything else to violate my probation, this should be a walk in the park.
    Well, I'm going to the store for a Mickey's in my "can't-be-driven-while-under-the-influence-of-alcohol" car!
     
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    Ah, the Bing Crosby Method. Works every time.

    I don't see why so many people out there talk about Percocet like it's the cat's ass of buzzes. This shit is yawn-inducing Quaalude-Lite. THIS is the shit wild-eyed urine stained nutbags break into drugstores for? Addicts have no class anymore.
     
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    Pork chops:

    Fiesta brand pork rub, heavily coated, slow-cooked and basted with a combination of rum, butter, and lemon juice.

    Here's to hoping this shit tastes half as good as it smells! ... if it doesn't, I can always drink more beer and make up for it
     
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    It ought to. I recently discovered the magical wonders of slow-cooking porkchops myself, and it is to regular porkchops the way beer can chicken is to regular chicken (if you haven't tried beer can chicken yet, why are you still at your computer? Heaven awaits!).

    I eat slow cooked pork at least once a week now. It's to die for. Pineapple is another good ingredient to throw in with that.
     
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    I never get to participate in the drunk thread. While you heathens are all drinking and talking about vaginas with teeth, beating children and whatnot, I'm always sober. Fuck the time difference. At least St Paddy's day gets to me first.

    Now if you'll all excuse me, I have to go visit my sick Aunt in hospital. Yep, that's where I want to be on my day off.
     
  10. Bourbondownthehouse

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    I assume yours has a large Longhorns logo on the hood.
     
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    ...and giant cow horns duct-taped/stapled to the hood. Maybe a horn that plays "I've been workin' on the railroad"?
     
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    Talladega nights, pork chops, and miller high life... heaven


    SHAKE AND BAKE BABY!!! SHAKE AND BAKE!!!
     
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    While we have often discussed the joys of the shower beer around here, I find that it is closely matched by the #2 beer. It's lifes little luxeries that make the world go 'round.
     
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    I return from the pool hall, wherein I discover that you can still spend a lot of money on a night out without ...

    a) going to a club
    b) buy a lot of beer

    Oh, that I lived in a world where alcohol was sold at irresponsible prices.
     
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    That's not being an alcoholic, it's being efficient. Or Jewish. Whenever I go out I always order the strongest beer. Why drink a 5% ABV beer if you can get an 11% ABV beer for just a little more? It's way more efficient.
     
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    I just had a pitcher of mojitos at this asian fusion restaurant, and since I'm unemployed my lawyer friends picked up the bill. But they're lame, and it's 40 and raining so they went home. You win some, you lose some.
     
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    Another sure fire way your getting older, the fucking outrageous tab's!!! Here I am home pretty drunk, (double belvedere and clubs do that...) I open my wallet and see that i have $19. I went out with $400.

    The sad thing is that spending like that when you were single might impress a girl and you might score, now my wife just nags me about it. She's right...............what a waste.
     
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    The last time I looked the drunk threads last anywhere from 49 to 96 hours. Do mornings last 48 hours on your island? Surely you could fit a drink in there somewhere.

    Tonight the Mrsanthropic and I drank a bottle of Prosecco to celebrate. To celebrate the departure of a despised co-worker of mine. Yeah, I hated him that much. If only a certain relative in my immediate family would get hit by a bus, this would be one of the best weekends of my life. I'm just going to curl up around a bottle or three of Harp and hope for the best.
     
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    I just spent the last five hours in my shop and am highly tempted to take a break from the Lenten lack of booze and have a bit of whiskey. One of my roommates got a bottle of Knob Creek by my recommendations and has offered to share some.

    No doubt what you people would say to do.
     
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