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Weekend Drunk Thread [3-12-10] SAINT PATRICK'S DAY

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Fernanthonies, Mar 12, 2010.

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  1. Beefy Phil

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    Anyone notice that this thread stays open longer and longer every week? And every week, it becomes a more frightening, disjointed melange of tits and self-loathing? I think if someone had given Jack Kerouac a laptop, a Facebook profile and a bag of meth, this is what 'On the Road' would have looked like.
     
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    It's longer this week because of St. Paddys Day, weekend to weekend.
     
  3. Beefy Phil

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    It would help if you didn't counter my clever, detached witticisms with rational explanations. It makes me look bad in front of the group.
     
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    Just call me Topher

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    She told you, Mr. Poopy-Pants.
     
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    Like you care? I call bullshit. You just wanna flip me shit. Screw you you shit flipper.

    The weather has been really nice but my car looks like mother nature took a shit on it. The pisser about convertibles is no car wash. I found that out the hard way, once. Imma smRt one. Seems I'll have to get out the bucket and brushes.

    Anyone that wants to help is welcome. Ladies?
     
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    I am currently learning the pharmacokinetics of the century club.

    Yeah.
     
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    I don't think I'll ever get a job again if it means I cannot look at porn while getting paid.

    T-minus 50 minutes before I head home.
    T-minus 65 minutes before I crack a beer.
     
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    Good damn thing you quoted someone else and not my picture of a dead mouse.

    That would've been highly disturbing.

    Weeee! I got to go stomping around the property with a buddy today. What a glorious day! Springtime has finally arrived...the Dogwoods are blooming, the trees are budding out, and I got to stand by my pond and watch the bass feed on insects and follow fresh tracks of a young buck.

    Days like this remind me exactly why I'm fighting tooth and nail for my land, I fucking love this place beyond reason. It was my grandfather's piece of dirt and my step mother will sell it only over my dead body. Literally.

    I do believe I've scared off all the real estate agents in several counties although it cost me 45 days in the hoosegow. Who wants to show a place that has the possibility of a gun toting and likely drunk hillbilly confronting them? Much better to show a place where the risk of violence is minimal. People don't get into real estate for the danger factor, so I have that working in my favor...I planted the seed in their minds that it might be dangerous to come on my land.
     
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    Twenty years from today, you'll find headless corpse fucking to be the new vanilla.

    Mark my word. Maaark myyyy word.
     
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    Fucking kids today dont even need to worry about rewinding the tape to the point it was started at. Clearing your history? pssh....
     
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    VHS, pssh. Just imagine pool 'ol toytoy, they didn't even have sound in film when he first started.
     
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    -1 beer.
     
  13. Primer

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    -2 beers.
     
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    I decided to celebrate. Rather than be a responsible adult, I decided that I needed to celebrate after my good interview. So I, in suit and all, moseyed (sp?) on over to the Bulldog Lowertown (bar across the street from my condo) to have some food and tasty beer. I have my friend Cindy come and meet up with me. After a cajun chicken sandwich and 7 belgian beers (avg content of 9.0%) I'm feeling brandy. I'm finally getting out of my suit and into more comfortable drinking clothes.

    How is everyone doing tonight? Anyone celebrating anything?

    Primer: -7 beer. FACE!

    EDIT: SOMEONE POST SOME NSFW TAGS. FUCK! AKHASDFKHASDJHFJLASDHJLKAHSJLKH1
     
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    After passing my national certification (I SHOULD be celebrating), yesterday I have basically crashed due to lack of sleep and adrenaline and have developed a killer headache I can't shake. Plus I told my husband that I would drop him and some friends off for a bachelor party and then go pick them up later when they were done doing whatever it is that boys do at bachelor parties. So I planned on a very boring sober night in alone doing whatever it is that sober girls do on a boring night alone.

    However, one of the guys has decided not to drink and offered to be the DD so I am off the hook! So now my boring night alone is perking up since I get to add in some wine! I suppose could call around to see if anybody wants to go out, but I am kind of thrilled at the thought of chilling on the couch drinking wine by myself. I am such a hermit. Now if I could just shake this headache.....
     
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    I believe sober girls have the tendency to get drunk, masturbate, and share it with the internet.

    Not a suggestion, just a scientific observation.
     
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    Phew, damn good thing that I no longer have to be a sober girl then.
     
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    This is a scientific lemma.

    Then again, so do drunk girls.
     
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    We had talkies when I was young, thank you very much.

    I didn't have VHS but I did have the Sears summer catalog with a swimsuit section and no matter what the season there was always the bra models.

    Small wonder I ended up with an armpit fetish. Did you know you could fuck an armpit? It makes a farting sound.
     
  20. Bread Mustache

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    oh we're doin' this now? I'm heading to a friend's house to play some drunk RISK. /if you think that's nerdy, you don't know what fun is.

    oh, and this one's for pimptress
     

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