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Weekend Drunk Thread [3-12-10] SAINT PATRICK'S DAY

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Fernanthonies, Mar 12, 2010.

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  1. Fernanthonies

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    I'm pretty upset by the fact that I won't be able to celebrate St. Paddy's in true fashion this year. I have to be at work at 8 am the next day and our schedule for this upgrade we're doing makes it so that I really can't take off. Even worse is that we had nothing going on this week so that I went ahead and took time off yesterday and today.

    Hopefully I can make up for it this weekend. Only question is since I'm not working today, how early should I start drinking?
     
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    Don't you feel like somdays you have to draw a picture? I do.

    I'm alone in the office all day today. It's slow as shit here. I could totally get away with drinking but there's something morally wrong with drinking and slinging car insurance.
    I think. Isn't there? Yeah. No?
     
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    I literally went cross-eyed with work this week, and after I give two more meetings here in a bit and spend another three hours driving, I'm finally going to put all this franchise/accreditation writing behind me. For a few days.

    Tomorrow my cousin and I are going to paddle the boat up the stream and attempt to kill a 30 of High Life and catch a few fish in the process, in that order. If the weather stays nice we may follow it with some skeet shooting and/or barbecue.

    Then it's down to Florida for a week of nothing but booze, beach, and more fishing. I'll probably have to do some work intermittently, but my goal is to not let an hour go by without a beer in my hand (yes, that even includes morning hours). Can't say I'm going to participate in the "traditional" St. Patty's Day stuff, as I can't stand even the smell of whiskey, but sure as shit my liver will think I did.
     
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    What you talkin bout Willis?
     
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    Oh sweet baby Jesus... wtf.
     
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    BWAAAAHHHHH!!! I happen to love it....almost as much as mine.

    And no not Baby Jesus. Close though.
     
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    I'm currently obsessed with Blue Point beers, had some Toasted Lager last night, I plan on having many more of those this weekend.
     
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    I ain't got shit to do all day until I have to drunkenly attend a birthday party for the neighbor chick later and get even more boozed up. I do believe I'll crack a beer right now.

    As far as St. Patty's day, I'm graduating around 11am then heading straight home to change and get all sloppy.
     
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    Drinking and performing brain surgery? Maybe. But how sober do you have to be to stamp DENIED on a claim?
     
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    I don't process claims and there isn't enough money that would make want to, people are assholes about their cars, myself included.
     
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    I have one hell of a weekend ahead of me.

    Tonight, homemade pizza night and board games.
    Tomorrow, all day dodgeball tournament.
    Tomorrow night, drinking for a little while at bar then sleep.
    Sunday, wake up really early, hop in the car and motor off to Lake Louise, where I'll be absolutely shredding it on some new demo skis I rented from the shop.
    Sunday night, drink my face off, drink my face off at the bar, drink my face off in a hot tub, drink my face off between the legs of fuck buddy.
    Monday, wake up and pretend to be coherent. Get back on sweet fucking skis and ski my balls off for most of the day.
    Monday afternoon, drive home, sleep.
    Monday night, go to concert for Billy Talent, Against Me and Alexis on Fire.
    Tuesday, pray for death.

    Oh, ladies, don't forget that it's Steak and a Blowjob day on the 14th.
     
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    False syllogism. Real Irish people form militias and start breaking kneecaps with power drills in honour of St Pat.
     
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    No it's not it's Daylight Savings. Far more important anyway.
     
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    Morality has nothing to do with cultural authenticity.

    My professor is now singing a version of YMCA about pharmacokinetics. My lord. Any one want to hear a medley of songs about confidence intervals and generic drug bioequivalence? It's on YouTube somewhere.
     
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    Do you like a few slow chomps? Or a tongue like sandpaper? Cause that's the way to go.

     
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    It's no coincidence, you know. The increased amount of daylight accomplishes two things. One: there will be fewer accidental-dick-in-the-eye situations if you can hone in on your target. Two: Let's face it, we're going to need to watch you. With more daylight, we won't have to flip on as many light bulbs which are inevitably powered by utility companies who rely heavily on fossil fuels.

    Steak and a blowjob day is just as much of a campaign for safety and living greener as it is anything else.
     
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    It's also Selection Sunday. If I had a penis, this would be ever better than the best day ever.
     
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    I'm on the 5th day of a 13 consecutive day work week. I'm drinking by myself tonight, because I hate almost everyone associated with my project at this point (I work on the road, real firends aren't an option).

    I hate my job. I plan on spending tonight getting shitty and beefing up my resume. Yay for the drunk thread to keep me happy
     
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    So I'm trying to find the most ironic of facial hair for tonight, I haven't shaved in a week or so and I want something good for tonight. Any suggestions?
     
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