To be fair, you've given birth twice and currently different parts of your body are black and falling off while you calmly watch. Your perspective might be a little skewed.
Try getting epididymitis and having to go in for an ultrasound of your scrotum because they think you might have cancer.
No, you have obviously never had to deal with such injuries. It is perfectly natural to pick at a scabbed-up wound. In nature, are there doctors who go treat the animals when they get cut or scraped? What happens when the wounds heal up and the scab is no longer needed? It gets scraped off or falls off with the shedded skin cells and hair. Scabs are nature's band aid. If there happens to be pus forming under there, GET RID OF IT! It is dead blood cells and bacteria. It is form of body waste, like fecal matter. Would you just walk around for a few days without taking a shit?
a nurse asked me if I wanted to have a natural birth. I looked at her and said" bitch, I've been clean and sober for 9 goddamn months, give me some fucking drugs." kidding-ish. maybe. This is before the emergency c-section was opted for...
Could have sworn I posted on here last night while drunk but I guess not. Smashed as ten men last night on a bottle of home brew rum, fuck it was tasty. Also lost the last bit of the bottle as I have absolutely no idea where I put it when I went to the pub. And I left a ten minute long drunken phone message to a chick I like telling her how I was going to dress up like a rainbow for her. What the fuck?
oooh, oooh, are we talking about gross injuries? I once lost my balance on my boat and fell. Luckily, there was the bimini top to break my fall. More specifically, where it attaches to the boat, with a keychain ring. You know how you have to open up those rings to put a key on? Yeah, it was kinda like that, but into my hand. About 1/2" of the ring was impaled in my hand. And just like removing a key, I had to open the ring with my non-bleeding hand to remove it. Or the one time I was roofing, and there was a piece of plywood not nailed down. I did my best roof surfing impression, and as I didn't have my hammer handy to bust through the roof ice-pick style, I grabbed a nail/tack covered rafter. Kind of shredded my palm. I'll take the torn up hand over falling two stories to the cement any day. These didn't really hurt though, just kind of bloody/disgusting. Most painful injury of recent memory would be a full on drop kick to the nuts from behind. I wanted to puke, but I couldn't. I was just curled up in the fetal position for a good half hour. I don't know if you know this, but your nutsack can bruise. Yes, black and blue. It hurt to walk/sit/stand for the next day or so. Dunno if there was permanent damage or not. And the real bitch was it was another guy that did this. That's just wrong.
Not that I'm aware of, I have absolutely no recollection of this phone call at all but apparently as she informed me this morning it was fucking hilarious to listen to. I was abusing anything and everything then came out of the blue with the rainbow call.
I was hit in the nuts with a cricket ball that kept low while I was batting and yes it is possible to fracture a testicle. I have the ultrasound proof to back it up.
what exactly, is "fractured?" I mean, I've heard about guys breaking their dick in half (usually from missing their, ahem, target), but a fractured nut? Good lord.
Thank God I'm drinking tonight. My sister has the worst taste in movies, which may have something to do with the fact that she's in high school. She's watching Race to Witch Mountain and even as hot as Dwayne Johnson (aka The Rock) is it's just not worth it.