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Weekend Drunk Thread 12-4-09

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 4, 2009.

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  1. Kubla Kahn

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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 11-4-09

    I was trying to lay low this weekend but after that UC win I might have to make a big deal out of it.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 11-4-09

    Mon- Fuck buddy tells me she is getting sick
    Thu- FB claims she is feeling better and to come over tomorrow.
    Fri AM- decide to roll the dice
    Fri PM- blur
    Sat AM- Down with sickness... at least my dick feels better than the rest of me.

    Now I am left with 40 or so hours of football and booze to console me. Also Florida sucks
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 11-4-09

    Bottle of wine, Xanax and greenery. I'm in a good place.
     
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    Turned in a 25 page paper this morning that I started on last night; I have to start moving houses tomorrow morning. The fiance is sick downstairs so I'm upstairs watching taped episodes of "Storm Chasers" with a rocks glass of dark rum, club, and lemon. Tonight, I may get drunk.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 11-4-09

    my friend has proposed naughty photos...hmm.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 11-4-09

    Give me one good reason why you wouldn't.

    Tim Tebow crying on TV. My weekend is now officially complete.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 11-4-09

    Member's boobie thread

    Jägerette got come classy new lingerie today. Perhaps photos are in order.

    Oh, and fucking her. That too.

    I had to work the floor at my company today as we had our once a year sale. I was wearing ratty old undies, which was a mistake, as my balls are chafed from hours of walking around.

    I don't know how you retail people do it.

    So I am drowning my sorrows in whiskey.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 11-4-09

    Hungover and tired as fuck today.

    Drank jager until 2 AM and drank more shit until 4 AM. The girl that I slept with snored like a motherfucker, and I could not fall asleep so I moved to the floor and put my iPod in. Got a few hours worth there. I am getting sick of babysitting girls that cannot handle their liquor and/or drink to excess each time they get a drink. Fuck that. Especially since she is 24 and I am 21...I should be the one getting so hammered that I need to be babysat. But I know how to handle my liquor.

    All good, today more drinking as HBO's boxing comes on in 20 minutes and I'm going to be watching it at my bro's and eating some good food. War boxing! Also won $700 on the Carson Jones knockout of Tyrone Brunson last night! War!
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 11-4-09

    $500 of awesome Aussie Shiraz, and a smokin hot bisexual blonde. Life is good. And Chater is "working". Sucker.
     
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    I admire your dedication to the umlaut. You include it every single time even though you're posting on an English language board.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 11-4-09

    With the Canadian winter at hand, the snows are a blowin and the cold is a comin. This winter, I am saving my money I usually spend buying warmer clothes and thicker socks. I have realized the only true way to stay warm, is by keeping a bottle of Forty Creek on you at all times. Ho Ho
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 11-4-09

    Here in Texas, it hit 20 degrees this morning. I damn near froze. Hard cider at 10:00 am makes everything better. I can't imagine what it's like up there.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 11-4-09

    Here in MinneSNOWta, it's the same temp. Although, last winter we had an entire month straight (not exaggerating) where every morning walking to work it was below zero.

    Drinking helps A LOT.

    Speaking of drinking, Jack Daniels is my friend right now.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 11-4-09

    Here in the red river valley we usually have a 2 week stretch in January where it stays about -20 to -30. The good thing about the extreme cold is that it doesn't snow, so it's always easy to get to the bar and drink yourself warm. The bad thing about the extreme cold is that the girls wear so many layers that you don't know how fat she is until you get her naked. The good thing about fat girls in the extreme cold is that they keep you warm. I think I'll call this the "fucking fatties in the fucking cold" cycle.

    And I was planning on taking it easy tonight since I got hammered last night, but I basically slept all day so I'll need alcohol in order to sleep before 4am. 30 stones in the garage!
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 11-4-09

    It helps having the laptop I brought from Germany.

    And when not infront of it, alt 0228
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 11-4-09

    I went curling tonight. $3.75 draughts of sleeman honey brown. Good lord I love curlers.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 11-4-09

    Benjamin Button, although a very good movie, is very long and can be extremely slow paced at times. I've discovered that the problem is fixed with 8 beers. Also, the breaker keeps flipping. And by "keeps flipping" I mean "it's happened twice in the last 3 weeks". But it's not like we have a lot of shit plugged into one outlet. Just the TV, DVD and surround sound. I'm not too worried about it, but I'll welcome suggestions/advice.

    Also, I can feel it coming so I'll apologize now for any stupid drunk post in the next couple hours.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 11-4-09

    Has anyone noticed that this thread says "11-4" and not "12-4"? I guess I'm not drunk enough to not care yet.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 11-4-09

    Yeah, I think Blue Dog started a little earlier this time. It couldn't be more appropriate for this type of thread though.
     
  20. Blue Dog

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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 11-4-09

    aaaaahhhhh! i dont gite a duck i people start pooging out of their faces! snow daz!. i made out with a nurse mijf!
     
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