Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 11-4-09 I just graduated from college, and found my first real job just a couple weeks ago. I started on Monday at an elementary school, and found out that I get to do recess duty once a day. Well today came, and it was fucking cold outside. And not the bearable kind. It was frigid to the bone and the wind was constantly in my face no matter what direction I faced. And to make things a whole lot better, we were down a couple associates today so instead of just one recess I got to go outside for 3. 3 whole fucking recesses. And to think I used to complain about having to stay inside for recess as a student because it was below zero and we had to play paper football instead of real football. FYI for anyone who cares, recess is not fun unless you are below the age of 12. Now, since none of my friends are doing anything tonight, I'm thawing my body with rum and cokes while watching some good basketball between Kobe and DWade.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 11-4-09 i couldn't care less about global warming. I'm a big fan of 'if I want to see snow I'll go on vaacation.' So I guess I gotta head to tx this weekend?
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 11-4-09 Yeah boys and girls! I've just had a great night/morning with my lady friend, and I'm about 1/2 way through a 1.75 liter bottle of 100 proof Captain Morgan, and I'm not about to stop! For all of you curious souls, here's a picture to hold you over ( I'd have posted it in the booby thread, but there aren't any nipples showing--she wouldn't agree to it).
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 11-4-09 Almost stayed in and slept over the girlfriend's dorm but "decided" it was too risky with security guards and all (I go to a Catholic school where guys can't be in girl's dorms past 2:00 AM, a little thing called parietals. Hung out with her until she went to sleep then met some buddies at a bar near school. Dedicated myself to a diet of red bull vodkas and vodkas tonics, as a result I am quite hammered. And tomorrow is another weekend day/night so I can do it all over again. Vodka tonic was a good discovery tonight, I shall add it to my arsenal of drink options. drunk drunk drunk drunk. Feeling good.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 11-4-09 I'm drinking tequila by the fireplace until I'm drunk enough to forget/not mind that my room feels like a refrigerator. I really wish my nearest booty call was less than 400 miles away. Booo. In happier news, tequila goes surprisingly well with cherry 7up, even though cherry 7up is kind of gross on its own.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 11-4-09 At a certain point, you just wanna puke on your own lawn, and sleep in your own bed.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 11-4-09 You made the right choice. It's a slippery slope, man. You go and do some crazy shit like that and the next thing you know you'll be baking cookies at 351 degrees (gasp!)
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 11-4-09 I'm actually impressed with my drunk self for not sending any inappropriate emails, texts, facebook messages, etc Or my drunk self is really good at covering his tracks. Either way, seeing as all I've got today is a charity dodgeball event, I think my fallen soldier Jack n Coke is a great breakfast. And anyone participating in the DARPA challenge thing? I'm listening to 99 luftballons because of it.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 11-4-09 I'm not really sure what I was thinking with my word choice last night. "Decided"? Really cllrbone? I guess I forgot to end the parentheses too. On the plus side, I now have a new hat and two pumpkins from last night. I think I successfully juggled girlfriend time and (drunk) time with the boys.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 11-4-09 I guess...I took it after she passed out. (kidding! Seriously, I kid!)
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 11-4-09 Why would a bar ever have a special on triples? How does that not end badly ten times out of ten? Fuuuck.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 11-4-09 Last night started with 10 or so beers at the 5 Finger Death Punch concert and ended at a strip club: Kappa Kabbana. Somewhere along the line we picked up a 21 year old birthday girl and her troop of friends and managed to convince one that if she went up during "amateur hour" it didn't count as real stripping. I win. Tonight starts with some local MMA fights headed by an autograph session with Rich Franklin. I'm starting with some afternoon brew and football. Boddington's anyone?