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Weekend Drunk Thread 12-11-09

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by kuhjäger, Dec 11, 2009.

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    I can't believe you came on my mom...
     
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    Hi, I have a bush. It's not gray though...
     
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    What is the song in the party scene. When Jonah Hill hooks up with the blonde? Kinda funky. I want it.
     
    #43 konatown, Dec 12, 2009
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    What? People keep asking me about it.

    I love my turtle.
     
    #44 Blue Dog, Dec 12, 2009
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    You don't have 30 packs where you live?
     
    #45 BeerMonster, Dec 12, 2009
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    We have packs certainly. But no one would buy only four, six or twelve Busch Lights. I drank a six pack of Smithwicks before switching to this nectar.
     
    #46 konatown, Dec 12, 2009
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    Yea, I edited that too late. No 30 packs?

    Edit - I'm confused. Ke$ha will make it better though! Or not.
     
    #47 BeerMonster, Dec 12, 2009
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    Oh don't worry. I live in the northern center of redneckdom. 30 packs are the only way to buy beer if you don't want to be called a faggot.
     
    #48 konatown, Dec 12, 2009
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    Where would the "northern center of redneckdom" be, exactly? Up here, we call it Calgary...but I think you're American.
     
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    Yea I meant north as in 'not the south'.

    What's Calgary?
     
    #50 konatown, Dec 12, 2009
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    It's a terrible fucking city east of here, full of faux cowboys and weak drinkers. It does have a couple of redeeming qualities though - it makes Vancouver look good by comparison, and there's this guy there that does some pretty fucking funny MS Paint drawings of dudes that fuck plants. Yes Ballsack 11.0, I'm talking about you. I know you're still awake...the coke should have you up till Tuesday or so.
     
    #51 BeerMonster, Dec 12, 2009
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    Mother butthiole.

    I just have come to the realization that I am typing with one eye closed.

    that can't be good.

    I quit, I'm out. See yall tomorrow!
     
    #52 Blue Dog, Dec 12, 2009
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    I'll just spill a little Coors Light on this message board and lure him right back. He can't resist.
     
    #53 konatown, Dec 12, 2009
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    I smell coors light.. what the fuck is going on?!?!?!
     
    #54 Blue Dog, Dec 12, 2009
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    Called it.

    Putting in Beerfest. Going to drink every time I feel like. Edgy.

    Good night.
     
    #55 konatown, Dec 12, 2009
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    Fuck me I really want to grab some titties but there aren't any titties to fucking grab right now. Ugh. This is a problem.
     
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    Just finished watching Dawn of the Dead with the booty call. Sobered me up pretty good but apparently she doesn't like scary movies and left. FUCK. No play for little viking tonight... Sorry buddy.
     
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    Ugh I drank SO MUCH LAST NIGHT. 2 "meters" of beer for 3 guys. It was disastrous.
    I'm at work and nodding off, I'm like a friggin junkie. Ugh.
     
    #58 Supertramp, Dec 12, 2009
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    Party foul!
     
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    Drank J.D. and watched "Funny People" last night. Christ, the movie's almost as long as Dances with Wolves. It's easily Apatow's least entertaining film and Sandler's character is utterly unlikable, but Eminem's cameo alone makes the movie worth watching.
     
    #60 Crown Royal, Dec 12, 2009
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