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Weekend Drunk Thread 10/19/12 - 10/21/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Oct 19, 2012.

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  1. mav_ian

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    Yeah; thanks the www, there's a temptation to head straight for hardcore porn. Few guys really take the time to work their way up from much more innocent titillation. Good work, Binary, you sir are a gentleman.

    Of course the thing is now to measure how like it takes me to go from the hula girl to xhamster...
     
    #101 mav_ian, Oct 20, 2012
  2. Jimmy James

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    I'm trying to decide if I want to start drinking at 9:30 AM, 5 minutes from now. Really, the only thing stopping me right now is I can't remember if I needed to do anything today, other than my laundry.
     
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    So...how long do you guys usually wait before letting farts rip in front of your new SOs? I've been hanging out with this girl for 6 months, and every time we separate in the morning, I have enough gas stored up to power an 18 wheeler. If I'm leaving her place, I just point my ass down the ground, let 'er rip and fly the 8 blocks home.
     
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  4. Jimmy James

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    You haven't farted in front of her in six months? How have you not spontaneously combusted yet? I'm pretty sure I farted in front of my girlfriend like two weeks in.
     
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  5. Nom Chompsky

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    Out of respect, I usually wait 2-3 hours into the first date.
     
    #105 Nom Chompsky, Oct 20, 2012
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    Hey obviously he's on a lot of Molly which is NOT that innocent a hobby.
     
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    Well here is the thing. I believe in The Golden Rule. If I rip one. I don't want her ripping in front of me. So I haven't. I either walk into another room or go into the bathroom.
     
    #107 Parker, Oct 20, 2012
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    Two more days until Vegas. Of course, today I'm going to get my ass kicked at work. But it will be worth it for desert times!
     
    #108 Roxanne, Oct 20, 2012
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    Um shes a girl wit dat ass and dem titties. If she pays for a single drink/cover I'd be surprised.
     
    #109 Kubla Kahn, Oct 20, 2012
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    You're going to have several interesting marriages.
     
    #110 lust4life, Oct 20, 2012
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    I'm sorry sir, I believe you were saying something?
     
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    So for all the times I have heard "dame" applied to actresses, I have thought of it as a slightly derogotory term applied to distinguished actresses by the British media.

    Dame Helen Mirren, Dame Judy Dench.

    Turns out it is the female knighthood. Mind=blown
     
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    I'm with Parker. I don't fart in front of my GF because that might open the door for her to fart in front of me and hell no do I want that. She's perfectly happy with me not ripping one in front of her either.

    Been married. Between the 4 years of dating and 3 years of marriage, never let one loose in front of her.
     
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    I feel like you've past the window where you can ever fart around her without serious repercussions, you're the guy who never farts to her, to do so now would ruin her image of you.

    Or I could be completely wrong, but that's what I tell myself to justify farting within the first two weeks.
     
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    Given how awkward she claims to be, she might actually pull off the impossible and scare guys away before they buy her a drink.
     
    #115 Frank, Oct 20, 2012
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    If you haven't dutch ovened each other within two weeks of sleeping together, it's not love.
     
    #116 ssycko, Oct 20, 2012
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    Now that's funny! Even an ass bastard needs a warm home!

     
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  18. Nom Chompsky

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    Finished dinner! For some reason my camera is blurry, but it's braised short ribs with spinach and potatoes.
     

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    Music and pussy, please.




    Match your pic to the music best and win!
     

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