My boyfriend bought me a new corset and it came with these cheesy as hell black shoe string laces. Pulling them out and replacing them with satin ribbon laces is a pain in the ass.
Well, we have a large number of Indians here (dot, not feather) and the restroom currently smells like bigfoot's dick got leprosy after pulling it out of the abominable snowman's dysenteric asshole. Excuse me while I go vomit.
With a billion dots, and only a couple hundred thousand feathers, is this a qualification we still need to make?
I don't think either of our states is in a position to make fun of the other for being a lawless backwoods area.
I feel the same way about Rihanna. When I see her in pictures, I think "Um...okay." Then I see her in person and videos, I'm like "Oh damn."
This, x100. Rihanna in Kanye's All Of The Lights video? Ridiculously hot. Her pictures pale in comparison.
I live in South Florida, which is like little New Jersey. I make no claims for anything North of Lake Okeechobee.
Super appropriate for this thread. The chorus: Cheers to the freakin weekend/ I'll drink to that Ooh let the Jameson sink in/ I'll drink to that Don't let the bastards get you down/ turn it around with another round There's a party at the bar/everybody put your glasses up and I'll drink to that
Speaking as somebody who's fucked both, it's a tough call. Snooki is hotter, but your sister is much dirtier.
I think you're confusing "fucked" with "cuddled while watching New Girl and talking about your vagina issues."
Wait, that's not what fucking is? Especially if she looks like Gator's sister. I'm just kidding Crocman. Your sister is a tasty slice of salami.
When you insult my sister, you don't insult me. Not overall fuckability, just 1 notch up from the Snookster.
I think if we go back through other drunk threads and see how many times Bewildered has been the one to say 'BOOM ROASTED', we'd be amazed at how many times she manages to get that in before anyone else posts.