I hope everything bad in the world happens to you mother fuckers. Take Taylor Swift with you. That girl would not have a career if she wasn't a needy psycho that both draws, then repels men. The circle of life... it continues. Though, uhm, what was I saying?
When this first came out, I couldn't stop listening to it. And you can't have a Swift-off without this: I particularly like the way it was incorporated into this:
This brings up an important point, though: who in their right minds still dates Taylor Swift? It's only going to end up with a song trashing you in the public eye, and your former legion of fans will now be fractured between those who support you or support Taylor more.
But it's like breaking up with Adele. You know there's gonna be backlash, but it's musically delicious. I saw a bumper sticker somewhere that said, "I'm the guy that broke up with Adele. You're welcome." Also:
I don't care. I'd still stuff her underwear in her wretched mouth, throw her over my shoulder, and be the Bluto to her Olive Oil. Only this time there is no Popeye to save her. I have also little doubt she is terrible in bed. No one that whiny is interesting.
On a lighter note, I have to pay my accomodations bill in cash. And the ATM only dispensed 50's. My wallet was too fat to properly fold in half. Pimping: not easy.
The weird thing about TSwift to me is that when she's just in pictures, I don't really find her that attractive (compared to other ubercelebrities). But then in videos, she seems about 100 times hotter. Definite basket case, but I doubt it could be much worse than I've seen before so why not give it a shot? "I'm the guy from 'We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" sounds like a good enough pickup line to me.
It's in my head now, and the record stands. It's annoying, but catchy, and the chorus has a good hook.
I don't know, the fact that she sings well and plays guitar and banjo helps, too. Since she writes most of her own music, she could probably write a couple decent tunes if she had a successful relationship, too. But, then, doesn't most great art come from pain? e.g. back to Nom's original post, with good comedy coming from pain / drama / etc.
Oh! Goody Goody! I've been waiting for a Taylor Swift-off! My chance is finally here. Am I doing it right? (Excuse me while I go over to the corner of the room and see if I can eat a bullet.)
My dad taught me this when I was about 13. He said "drugs, pain and alcoholism are the best catalysts to good music". If you were to look at his music collection, you would think he was a 60s stoner all grown up, but he is a conservative navy captain.
Holy shit, this is hot. Her name is Britany Nola. Whenever I saw NOLA before, I always though New Orleans . . . not anymore. Damn. I wonder if Taylor Swift would be willing to date her.
Hmm, my mother in law will not be coming here. Or rather, she won't be staying with us. This is a result of her most recently "gone crazy and gonna burn the world as I go down" rampage. Father in law needs to grow a pair and divorce her. She is fucking toxic.
It should be a great game. I wish everybody from South Carolina the best of luck. Ill be at home watching the game with my wife and my sister. But unlike in SC, there will be 3 people in the room....