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Weekend Drunk Thread, 10/12/2012-10/14/2012

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Oct 12, 2012.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    You have to clean the LIVING PISS out of the tiles after you're finished. And don't take the spacers out for at least 24 hours after tiling or it will fuck up everything. A grout trowel is best for spreading it across the tiles, and do it EVENLY with the tiles horizontally. Don't grout each and every way, it wears the pattern.
     
  2. wexton

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    The spacers are cheap, i just put them at the back, and grout over them.
     
  3. bewildered

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    Also know that surface prep is almost as important as carefully laying the tile. Make sure the surface is actually flat....we had some issues at the house I lived in this summer with that.
     
  4. Kampf Trinker

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    Dear neighbors,

    Stop trying to sell me your food stamps so you can go buy more crack.

    Sincerely,

    Kampf Trinker

    PS: Go get a job you lazy assholes.
     
  5. lust4life

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    That was a real douche thing to say.
     
  6. The Village Idiot

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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    I'm really tempted to start my own news station that actually covers politics in a way that is honest.

    All I need now is a network and a shitload of money.

    So yeah, got that going for me.
     
  7. Kampf Trinker

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    I really don't think CNN is as bad as people say, but the problem is most people are partisan and want something they can masturbate to. People say they want honest politics, but they really want to hear about why whoever they hate sucks.

    In other obvious news this chick is hot.
     

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  8. mya

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    Geez guys, every time I think maybe I want a little tweak to my face or body you have to go and ruin it.

    Here, I think I can salvage the thread!

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  9. Crown Royal

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    Is your state flag a mosquito holding a machine gun?
     
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    DONE. Hopefully this shit stays on. Smells terrible. And now, the obligatory 'look I have done things' picture.
     

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    Nice lips.

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  12. Nom Chompsky

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    [x] Delivers on premise of thread

    In other news:

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  13. hooker

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    Yeeeah. Grout is done, done, done. My entryway looks fan-fucking-tastic.

    I'm having wine now.

    My fingers are black though. Thank God I fucked myself before I started.
     
  14. hooker

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    Also... thanks for this (and to everyone else who chimed in). I think we rocked it.
     
  15. PIMPTRESS

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    More lips. I can't stop staring at the outlines...




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    Wait, you bought four NFL tickets for two people?
     
  17. Rush-O-Matic

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    Actually, I think the curious question is, "wait, you paid money for tickets to a Bengals/ Chiefs game?"
     
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    Is she mad at you, and was that some kind of gag gift?
     
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    It was my 4 year wedding anniversary yesterday, I did not get my wife a card or any present, we went and had our monthly meeting with the marriage counselor, fuck women and the little celebrations of life "milestones"



    We leave Sunday for Maui for 5 days and I have promised not to fish, just hang out with her, she deserves it for how often I leave her for my mistress the ocean.
     
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    It takes some effort for you to get to the ocean.
     

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