Adult Content Warning

This community may contain adult content that is not suitable for minors. By closing this dialog box or continuing to navigate this site, you certify that you are 18 years of age and consent to view adult content.

WEEKEND DRUNK THREAD 1/8/10

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Jan 8, 2010.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. PewPewPow

    PewPewPow
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2009
    Messages:
    776
    Location:
    Oregonia
    It's for breast cancer awareness.

    Anyone else here familiar with McMenamin's? My buddy and I got in good with the waitresses (happens when you start taking shots at noon on a Monday). Apparently drunk us tip really well, so now we don't pay for shit. I drank a pitcher of beer and had a pizza, total tab? $4.00
    On another note, college is a complete fucking joke. If I can show up to class hungover/still drunk and get As what does that say about the school?
     
  2. Kratos

    Kratos
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2009
    Messages:
    812
    Location:
    St. Paul, MN
    So I just ran into this site, one excerpt made me immediately think of a certain hick board member...

     
  3. shegirl

    shegirl
    Expand Collapse
    Redemption Seeking Whore

    Reputation:
    465
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    5,458
    Location:
    Hell
    WHAT? They have smore pie? I don't think we have them here and don't you guys have some special chicken sauce or something too? What the hell?
     
  4. Supertramp

    Supertramp
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,043
    Asking for Mayo at McDonalds yields this foreign, slightly salty substance called "McChicken Sauce".
     
  5. Dcc001

    Dcc001
    Expand Collapse
    New Bitch On Top

    Reputation:
    434
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    4,736
    Location:
    Sarnia, Ontario
    Canada's looking pretty good now, eh?
     
  6. Primer

    Primer
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2009
    Messages:
    933
    Location:
    Edmonton, AB - The frozen suck.
    A shmore pie sounds terrible. I'll only eat pie from now on if it's a poutine pie.
     
  7. shegirl

    shegirl
    Expand Collapse
    Redemption Seeking Whore

    Reputation:
    465
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    5,458
    Location:
    Hell
    You Sir can take your fancy smore pie and sauce and go to.....wait, you're already there. Oh and, atleast I know how to.

    You all can bite me.
     
  8. Supertramp

    Supertramp
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,043
    2 x Jr.BigMacs + Supersized Trio + Pie (I prefer Apple) = Orgasm
     
  9. shegirl

    shegirl
    Expand Collapse
    Redemption Seeking Whore

    Reputation:
    465
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    5,458
    Location:
    Hell
    You're like a chick with big tits wearing a low cut top and bending over a lot. Tease.
     
  10. Queen-Bee

    Queen-Bee
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    31
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    609
    Location:
    Edge of Canada
    Is that bad? I don't care - I'm not going to stop.
     
  11. Crown Royal

    Crown Royal
    Expand Collapse
    Just call me Topher

    Reputation:
    951
    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2009
    Messages:
    22,740
    Location:
    London, Ontario
    They used to have one here years ago (when I actually worked for McD's) called the "Hero Burger" which was in a long bun and had three- count 'em- three quarter pounder patties on it. It was to celebrate Batman Forvever (stupid movie) and it tasted like cardiac arrest and love handles. I think they scrapped it because the Board Of Health went batshit over it.

    This was the heyday of Beanie Babies, too. McDonald's was seling them and every schmuck in the universe were getting into arguements in front of me over those stupid things. It was worse the the infamous Cabbage Patch War of '82. We lost so many good men.
     
  12. Esian

    Esian
    Expand Collapse
    Experienced Idiot

    Reputation:
    30
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    171
    All I really miss of fast food is the Hot N Now Cheesy Tots. Do they still have Hot N Nows elsewhere in the country? They all closed around here.

    Looks like I'm on board for drunken thread posting tonight... even brought a toothy giner for when things get weird.
    I suppose it might be not safe for work, and really, it's just plain not safe. Don't click that unless you want to, and don't blame me if you do.
     

    Attached Files:

  13. Tuesday

    Tuesday
    Expand Collapse
    Disturbed

    Reputation:
    3
    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2009
    Messages:
    361
    5 pages at the 6pm mark on Friday?

    Good company.
    I think...

    Just finished a Great Lakes Edmund Fitzgerald porter. Their sampler is great, but I think I'm gonna grab a case of just this next beer run.

    Now trying to decide if I want to go to the hockey game, or sit around drinking and playing CoD until going out tonight
     
  14. Bob Trousers

    Bob Trousers
    Expand Collapse
    Disturbed

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    298
    Location:
    The UK-a'ight, cunt?
    Great. Just when I hadn't thought about my ex for over an hour. Cheers mate.
     
  15. kl1985

    kl1985
    Expand Collapse
    Village Idiot

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    10
    Mmmmmm...pizza and beer. What could be better?

    On a side note, I am in love with my new puppy. I may be biased, but he is adorable. Having him around has definitely made me more of a homebody.
     
  16. Kratos

    Kratos
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2009
    Messages:
    812
    Location:
    St. Paul, MN
    They named a beer after a sunked boat? Outstanding.

    TiB on the city bus on the way home from work/hh is outstanding. Makes these people smell better and suck less.

    I'm playing CoD tonight.
     
  17. Tuesday

    Tuesday
    Expand Collapse
    Disturbed

    Reputation:
    3
    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2009
    Messages:
    361
  18. guernica

    guernica
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    7
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2009
    Messages:
    829
    Location:
    Sydney, Australia
    Got well hammered last night. Considering 5 minutes to go until the end of shift (11pm) my plans were to just go home, it was unexpected. I enjoyt those nights.

    Will be going to a 21st tonight (free booze!). I'll spend the day CoD and sex with the girlfriend. Perfect.
     
  19. Fernanthonies

    Fernanthonies
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    11
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,674
    Location:
    Oklahoma
    Just got home and cracked open a cold Shiner Bock. Then I was informed that one of our friends is apparently missing since about 2 this morning when she left the guys house that she had been drinking at. I'm not really worried yet, as this is the kind of girl that I would expect to end up on an all night coke binge and then passed out with some western European immigrant. Either that or in the county lockup for drunk driving.

    Well, I'm gonna continue to drink my lovely Shiner's and play some MW2. God I love Fridays.
     
  20. Diablo

    Diablo
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    5
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,608
    Location:
    Armpit, NC
    Finally got my stuff done today. Sitting on the couch now with my mason jar full of vodka and oj watching American History X. Waiting for my buddies to get here to predrink then tear up the town. Starting the weekend off right.
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.